Wrecker Jr:
"So, what's next for Wrecker Jr. Well, I don't know. I don't have a tag team partner, maybe I can find one that's not an egomaniac, see if I can get into the tag title ranks. Maybe I'll get a shot at the YouTube title. For now, I'll just focus on singles action, see where that goes. But whatever happens... I know one thing. The person who stands against me... will GET WRECK'T."
BLACKBIRD Sora:
"Johnny Jones... I beat you... this time, it was draw. Next time I go for YouTube Title... it won't leave with you... it will leave around my sexy waist. Sooner or latter, Johnny Jones... I will end up on top of you again... and you will feel the Angel Lust."
Alex Kelley:
"Oh I'm not done with CHICKEN CLUB. They keep trying to take me out so I got to drop them. And I've proven to be very good at dropping them. I want another shot at King but until I get those assbuckets off my back I won't be focused enough to take on King. I'm going to rest up, get 100%, and when I do you know what's going to happen? Jim Rival's going to get his head kicked off his shoulders! That's right Rival, I'm calling you out, blood for blood let's do this."
PGCW Commissioner Walter Cranston:
"Well folks we've had an exciting first three months of action here in the Proving Ground but we're just getting started. In an effort to ensure the best competition we're going to be having twelve great athletes competing in our first ever Proving Ground Determination League. We'll be offering a contract, ten thousand dollars, and a non-title match against the Openweight Champion to the winner. We'll be divulging more details as the tournament gets finalized, so stay tuned!"
Tuesday, August 9, 2016
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
Episode 10 After Show
Johnny Jones: "Look normally I'd like to talk about winning this title, but my friend's hurt."
Johnny Jones heads over to a hallway where Alex Kelley is being helped up by Risky Business, Alex looking to be unconsious.
Jones: "What happened?"
Adventure: "I dunno man, he just collapsed on his way from the ring."
Jones: "Alex! Alex speak to me buddy, are you alright?"
Danger: "He hasn't been responding..."
Jones: "Shit... SOMEONE GET AN AMBULANCE!"
Kelley looks up.
Kelley: "Johnny... Johnny, what day is it?"
Jones: "Saturday."
Kelley: "Huh.. feels like a Tuesday for some reason."
Jones: " You just fought King. You remember that?"
Kelley: "...Yeah... yeah. Kinda fuzzy, though."
Jones: "We're gonna get you to the hospital, you're gonna be alright man."
Kelley: "Yeah... yeah... vision's clear..."
At this point Harland Sanders IV heads over.
Sanders: "Kelley... man, you were doing so well? What happened?"
Kelley: "Bite me."
Sanders: "Not your usual witty self, Kelley. Maybe you should rest for a couple days... oh but don't expect to take too much time off. You see, I just got back from Mr. Cranston's office. And you've got a match next week. It's going to be you... and Risky Business here... vs the Arch Rivals... and the Monster Mongo. Your death warrant, Kelley, signed... sealed... delivered."
Danger: "Come on, that's BS, he might have a concussion."
Sanders: "Hope for you he doesn't, if he does it'll be 3-on-2."
Kelley: "I'll be fine... but your CHICKEN CLUB won't be."
Sanders just smirks as Risky Business and Johnny Jones help Kelley off. William King then steps by, title on his right shoulder, with Kathy Queen under his other arm.
King: "I think someone owes me money."
Sanders: "Oh come off it, he's probably got a stinger at worst."
King: "When you made the bounty, it wasn't injuring Kelley, it was putting him in the hospital. You know, where ambulances take people?"
Sanders: "...Fine. You'll get your money."
King: "In cash, please."
Sanders heads off then, leaving King and Queen alone.
Queen: "You know, I think I can pay off my loans already with this."
King: "Anything for my Queen."
EDITOR'S NOTE: Alex Kelley was released from the hospital on Sunday evening, diagnosed with mild heat exhaustion and dehydration, the effects of which were made worse by the blows to the head he took during the match. He's been advised to take it easy for a few days but intends on competing this Saturday.
Johnny Jones heads over to a hallway where Alex Kelley is being helped up by Risky Business, Alex looking to be unconsious.
Jones: "What happened?"
Adventure: "I dunno man, he just collapsed on his way from the ring."
Jones: "Alex! Alex speak to me buddy, are you alright?"
Danger: "He hasn't been responding..."
Jones: "Shit... SOMEONE GET AN AMBULANCE!"
Kelley looks up.
Kelley: "Johnny... Johnny, what day is it?"
Jones: "Saturday."
Kelley: "Huh.. feels like a Tuesday for some reason."
Jones: " You just fought King. You remember that?"
Kelley: "...Yeah... yeah. Kinda fuzzy, though."
Jones: "We're gonna get you to the hospital, you're gonna be alright man."
Kelley: "Yeah... yeah... vision's clear..."
At this point Harland Sanders IV heads over.
Sanders: "Kelley... man, you were doing so well? What happened?"
Kelley: "Bite me."
Sanders: "Not your usual witty self, Kelley. Maybe you should rest for a couple days... oh but don't expect to take too much time off. You see, I just got back from Mr. Cranston's office. And you've got a match next week. It's going to be you... and Risky Business here... vs the Arch Rivals... and the Monster Mongo. Your death warrant, Kelley, signed... sealed... delivered."
Danger: "Come on, that's BS, he might have a concussion."
Sanders: "Hope for you he doesn't, if he does it'll be 3-on-2."
Kelley: "I'll be fine... but your CHICKEN CLUB won't be."
Sanders just smirks as Risky Business and Johnny Jones help Kelley off. William King then steps by, title on his right shoulder, with Kathy Queen under his other arm.
King: "I think someone owes me money."
Sanders: "Oh come off it, he's probably got a stinger at worst."
King: "When you made the bounty, it wasn't injuring Kelley, it was putting him in the hospital. You know, where ambulances take people?"
Sanders: "...Fine. You'll get your money."
King: "In cash, please."
Sanders heads off then, leaving King and Queen alone.
Queen: "You know, I think I can pay off my loans already with this."
King: "Anything for my Queen."
EDITOR'S NOTE: Alex Kelley was released from the hospital on Sunday evening, diagnosed with mild heat exhaustion and dehydration, the effects of which were made worse by the blows to the head he took during the match. He's been advised to take it easy for a few days but intends on competing this Saturday.
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
BREAKING REPORT
Baton Rouge, Louisiana based promotion Bon Temps Pro Wrestling "Burrito The Cat's Birthday Bash" event this evening, Alex Kelley was scheduled to face Johnny Jones when the Arch Rivals, who were not scheduled to wrestle (but had been guests of CHICKEN CLUB stablemate Black Cyborg, who is BTPW's Heavyweight Champion), attacked Kelley shortly after the match began. Jones helped Kelley fight them off, leading to Kelley challenging the Arch Rivals to a tag team bout on the spot.
The match ended with Jim Rival pinning Kelley after a Rival Driver, and after the match Kelley was favoring his neck and was reported to gave gone through preliminary concussion screening which has come up negative.
Kelley did appear later in the show (during the main event of Burrito The Cat vs Black Cyborg in a non-title match, foiling the Arch Rivals when they attempted to interfere), however is reported to have checked in to a local clinic afterwards for further examination.
Kelley is scheduled to face William King for the Openweight title this week in PGCW, and barring a concussion diagonsis has vowed to do so.
Footage of the tag match has been posted on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mROwn7JsUyw
The match ended with Jim Rival pinning Kelley after a Rival Driver, and after the match Kelley was favoring his neck and was reported to gave gone through preliminary concussion screening which has come up negative.
Kelley did appear later in the show (during the main event of Burrito The Cat vs Black Cyborg in a non-title match, foiling the Arch Rivals when they attempted to interfere), however is reported to have checked in to a local clinic afterwards for further examination.
Kelley is scheduled to face William King for the Openweight title this week in PGCW, and barring a concussion diagonsis has vowed to do so.
Footage of the tag match has been posted on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mROwn7JsUyw
Monday, July 25, 2016
Episode 9 Promos
Harland Sanders IV:
"See this, this is why CHICKEN CLUB is going to take over PGCW. Risky Business may have stolen the championships from me, but that's just a temporary setback. Because I still have the most dangerous super junior in Florida, The Black Cyborg. I still have the monster Mongo, who I have just been informed will be able to return to action very soon. And now I have the REAL best team in Florida, Ken Archer, Jim Rival, the Arch Rivals! Now sure you might argue that they dropped the ball in this tournament, well, even the late great Ali lost a match now and then. And now that they're part of the CHICKEN CLUB... they're only gonna get better. CHICKEN CLUB BABY! We're TOO CRISPAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Risky Business:
DD: "As a wise man once said, don't bring a cloud to rain on our parades!"
EA: "...Didn't Barbara Steisand sing that?"
DD: "Yeah but she didn't write it."
EA: "Anyway, the bumps and bruises Harland Sanders' lackeys gave us, well, we're sore now and we'll be sore tomorrow but when we wake up and see these belts on our mantles, we're going to look back on it and say it was totally worth it. Ten ten, would drop you on your head again."
DD: "PS, Parking was ample."
EA: "As to what's next for Risky Business, well, that's up to the matchmakers. CHICKEN CLUB wanna step to us, we'll knock em back down. Any other team wanna test us, we'll get our number two pencils. We love wrestling, we love tag team wrestling, and we take pride in having made it to the top of this competition and we will go out there each and every time to show that we deserve these. And if we come up to people who deserve these titles more, well, then we'll hold our heads high, give them the titles the earned, and start over again. But we think that day won't come for a long time. Cause Risky Business... is big money."
"See this, this is why CHICKEN CLUB is going to take over PGCW. Risky Business may have stolen the championships from me, but that's just a temporary setback. Because I still have the most dangerous super junior in Florida, The Black Cyborg. I still have the monster Mongo, who I have just been informed will be able to return to action very soon. And now I have the REAL best team in Florida, Ken Archer, Jim Rival, the Arch Rivals! Now sure you might argue that they dropped the ball in this tournament, well, even the late great Ali lost a match now and then. And now that they're part of the CHICKEN CLUB... they're only gonna get better. CHICKEN CLUB BABY! We're TOO CRISPAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Risky Business:
DD: "As a wise man once said, don't bring a cloud to rain on our parades!"
EA: "...Didn't Barbara Steisand sing that?"
DD: "Yeah but she didn't write it."
EA: "Anyway, the bumps and bruises Harland Sanders' lackeys gave us, well, we're sore now and we'll be sore tomorrow but when we wake up and see these belts on our mantles, we're going to look back on it and say it was totally worth it. Ten ten, would drop you on your head again."
DD: "PS, Parking was ample."
EA: "As to what's next for Risky Business, well, that's up to the matchmakers. CHICKEN CLUB wanna step to us, we'll knock em back down. Any other team wanna test us, we'll get our number two pencils. We love wrestling, we love tag team wrestling, and we take pride in having made it to the top of this competition and we will go out there each and every time to show that we deserve these. And if we come up to people who deserve these titles more, well, then we'll hold our heads high, give them the titles the earned, and start over again. But we think that day won't come for a long time. Cause Risky Business... is big money."
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
Episode 8: Exclusive!
EXCLUSIVE: Harland Sanders IV meets with William King
Sanders met with King at a bar in Ft Lauderdale the other day (Kathy Queen in King's lap), this is what was overheard.
HS: "Look, I could use you in my corner, and you could use me in yours when you face Alex Kelley. CHICKEN CLUB, think about it."
WK: "How about... no. I don't just do things because people tell me to. See, the only things I care about are my Queen, and the Openweight championship. I don't want to work with any of your second-rate flunkies and I won't be anyone's first-rate flunky."
HS: "Okay, okay. But... what about the bounty, you want the bounty money?"
WK: "What I want is to fight, and win money to pay for my Queen's college. I'm not going to risk the winner's purse against Kelley by going out of my way to try to injure him in the match. I'm going to win, however I need to do it. That being said... that money would pay for a lot of her tuition. So if the opportunity presents itself, and it doesn't hurt my chances of winning... well, I'd have no reason not to try to injure him, would I?"
HS: "See, I knew you'd see things my way!"
Sanders tried to go in for a handshake, and King just stared at him until Sanders slowly backed away.
Sanders met with King at a bar in Ft Lauderdale the other day (Kathy Queen in King's lap), this is what was overheard.
HS: "Look, I could use you in my corner, and you could use me in yours when you face Alex Kelley. CHICKEN CLUB, think about it."
WK: "How about... no. I don't just do things because people tell me to. See, the only things I care about are my Queen, and the Openweight championship. I don't want to work with any of your second-rate flunkies and I won't be anyone's first-rate flunky."
HS: "Okay, okay. But... what about the bounty, you want the bounty money?"
WK: "What I want is to fight, and win money to pay for my Queen's college. I'm not going to risk the winner's purse against Kelley by going out of my way to try to injure him in the match. I'm going to win, however I need to do it. That being said... that money would pay for a lot of her tuition. So if the opportunity presents itself, and it doesn't hurt my chances of winning... well, I'd have no reason not to try to injure him, would I?"
HS: "See, I knew you'd see things my way!"
Sanders tried to go in for a handshake, and King just stared at him until Sanders slowly backed away.
Monday, July 11, 2016
Episode 7 Promos
Harland Sanders IV:
"Oh, I found other people to work with Black Cyborg. But they aren't quite CHICKEN CLUB material... yet. Maybe some day. And since I was already cleared to compete by the Florida State Athletic Comission I figured that I'd do the job myself. But don't worry boys and girls, your favorite manager can handle himself in the ring, as I've proven tonight. And when in the unlikely event I get in trouble, I have the most dangerous junior heavyweight in the world, The Black Cyborg, watching my back. CHICKEN CLUB, BABY!"
Team #DefendTheFort:
Gringo: "BOOYAH!"
Scott: "Dude, you can't use that, that's taken."
Gringo: "I know, he's my favorite Teen Titan."
Scott: "...Anyway! Just like the Ft Lauderdale Strikers beat Orlando SC, so did we shocked all of PGCW by beating the Arch Rivals. And just like the Strikers are going to win the Lamar Hunt US Open Cup, so are we going to win the PGCW Tag Team Championship Tournament."
Gringo: "And just like at Strikers games we're going to celebrate with meat skewers, Polish sausages, and CHOCOLATE MILK BABY! And just like the Strikers have a section just for Flight 19, so do we have a section for our supporters! Row 19... SEAT 19!"
Scott: "Wait we have assigned seats in the Proving Ground? Also, ONE seat?"
Gringo: "It's where my mom sits!"
Scott: "That's fair. Anyway, we better get ready, cause next week, semi-finals, and we need to keep our clean sheet. DEFEND THE FORT!"
"Oh, I found other people to work with Black Cyborg. But they aren't quite CHICKEN CLUB material... yet. Maybe some day. And since I was already cleared to compete by the Florida State Athletic Comission I figured that I'd do the job myself. But don't worry boys and girls, your favorite manager can handle himself in the ring, as I've proven tonight. And when in the unlikely event I get in trouble, I have the most dangerous junior heavyweight in the world, The Black Cyborg, watching my back. CHICKEN CLUB, BABY!"
Team #DefendTheFort:
Gringo: "BOOYAH!"
Scott: "Dude, you can't use that, that's taken."
Gringo: "I know, he's my favorite Teen Titan."
Scott: "...Anyway! Just like the Ft Lauderdale Strikers beat Orlando SC, so did we shocked all of PGCW by beating the Arch Rivals. And just like the Strikers are going to win the Lamar Hunt US Open Cup, so are we going to win the PGCW Tag Team Championship Tournament."
Gringo: "And just like at Strikers games we're going to celebrate with meat skewers, Polish sausages, and CHOCOLATE MILK BABY! And just like the Strikers have a section just for Flight 19, so do we have a section for our supporters! Row 19... SEAT 19!"
Scott: "Wait we have assigned seats in the Proving Ground? Also, ONE seat?"
Gringo: "It's where my mom sits!"
Scott: "That's fair. Anyway, we better get ready, cause next week, semi-finals, and we need to keep our clean sheet. DEFEND THE FORT!"
Monday, July 4, 2016
Episode 6 Promos
Jimmy The Razor:
"Hey, you know what, that result isn't on me, that was all due to that overweight dork Wrecker Jr. He should have just stayed on the apron and let me dominate those masked nooblets. Soon, I'm going to go one on one with Wrecker Jr, and I'm going to prove to him that you always bet on Razor."
PGCW President Walter Cranston:
"I have two statements tonight, both of them regarding CHICKEN CLUB.
"First, I have talked to the Florida State Athletic Commission regarding Mister Sanders' bounty on Alex Kelley. While the legality of the bounty itself is under review, they have made a ruling on attempts to cash in on said bounty. Any wrestler, manager, official or crewman who attacks Mister Kelley outside of the confines of a wrestling arena- defined by the Commission as the ring and the immediate ringside area- will have any licenses revoked, will be subject to fines, and be banned from competition in the state of Florida, and their violation will be reported to other commissions in the United States who may fine, suspend, and/or ban the offenders if they choose to. In short, anyone who attacks Mister Kelley outside of a wrestling ring will be essentially choosing to end their careers for money that they may lose due to punitive fines.
"Second, I have an update on the status of Mongo. While conussion screenings have as of tonight come up negative, the Ft Lauderdale Psychiatric Hospital has requested that I impose a medical suspension for Mongo so that they may ensure that his treatment is not going to be hampered by such a severe blow like the ones he suffered from Kelley. However, CHICKEN CLUB was registered not as a specific pair as individuals but as a collective, therefore Harland Sanders may replace Mongo as he chooses. If he is unable to find a substitute, however, Black Cyborg will have to foreit the competition."
"Hey, you know what, that result isn't on me, that was all due to that overweight dork Wrecker Jr. He should have just stayed on the apron and let me dominate those masked nooblets. Soon, I'm going to go one on one with Wrecker Jr, and I'm going to prove to him that you always bet on Razor."
PGCW President Walter Cranston:
"I have two statements tonight, both of them regarding CHICKEN CLUB.
"First, I have talked to the Florida State Athletic Commission regarding Mister Sanders' bounty on Alex Kelley. While the legality of the bounty itself is under review, they have made a ruling on attempts to cash in on said bounty. Any wrestler, manager, official or crewman who attacks Mister Kelley outside of the confines of a wrestling arena- defined by the Commission as the ring and the immediate ringside area- will have any licenses revoked, will be subject to fines, and be banned from competition in the state of Florida, and their violation will be reported to other commissions in the United States who may fine, suspend, and/or ban the offenders if they choose to. In short, anyone who attacks Mister Kelley outside of a wrestling ring will be essentially choosing to end their careers for money that they may lose due to punitive fines.
"Second, I have an update on the status of Mongo. While conussion screenings have as of tonight come up negative, the Ft Lauderdale Psychiatric Hospital has requested that I impose a medical suspension for Mongo so that they may ensure that his treatment is not going to be hampered by such a severe blow like the ones he suffered from Kelley. However, CHICKEN CLUB was registered not as a specific pair as individuals but as a collective, therefore Harland Sanders may replace Mongo as he chooses. If he is unable to find a substitute, however, Black Cyborg will have to foreit the competition."
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