Baton Rouge, Louisiana based promotion Bon Temps Pro Wrestling "Burrito The Cat's Birthday Bash" event this evening, Alex Kelley was scheduled to face Johnny Jones when the Arch Rivals, who were not scheduled to wrestle (but had been guests of CHICKEN CLUB stablemate Black Cyborg, who is BTPW's Heavyweight Champion), attacked Kelley shortly after the match began. Jones helped Kelley fight them off, leading to Kelley challenging the Arch Rivals to a tag team bout on the spot.
The match ended with Jim Rival pinning Kelley after a Rival Driver, and after the match Kelley was favoring his neck and was reported to gave gone through preliminary concussion screening which has come up negative.
Kelley did appear later in the show (during the main event of Burrito The Cat vs Black Cyborg in a non-title match, foiling the Arch Rivals when they attempted to interfere), however is reported to have checked in to a local clinic afterwards for further examination.
Kelley is scheduled to face William King for the Openweight title this week in PGCW, and barring a concussion diagonsis has vowed to do so.
Footage of the tag match has been posted on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mROwn7JsUyw
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
Monday, July 25, 2016
Episode 9 Promos
Harland Sanders IV:
"See this, this is why CHICKEN CLUB is going to take over PGCW. Risky Business may have stolen the championships from me, but that's just a temporary setback. Because I still have the most dangerous super junior in Florida, The Black Cyborg. I still have the monster Mongo, who I have just been informed will be able to return to action very soon. And now I have the REAL best team in Florida, Ken Archer, Jim Rival, the Arch Rivals! Now sure you might argue that they dropped the ball in this tournament, well, even the late great Ali lost a match now and then. And now that they're part of the CHICKEN CLUB... they're only gonna get better. CHICKEN CLUB BABY! We're TOO CRISPAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Risky Business:
DD: "As a wise man once said, don't bring a cloud to rain on our parades!"
EA: "...Didn't Barbara Steisand sing that?"
DD: "Yeah but she didn't write it."
EA: "Anyway, the bumps and bruises Harland Sanders' lackeys gave us, well, we're sore now and we'll be sore tomorrow but when we wake up and see these belts on our mantles, we're going to look back on it and say it was totally worth it. Ten ten, would drop you on your head again."
DD: "PS, Parking was ample."
EA: "As to what's next for Risky Business, well, that's up to the matchmakers. CHICKEN CLUB wanna step to us, we'll knock em back down. Any other team wanna test us, we'll get our number two pencils. We love wrestling, we love tag team wrestling, and we take pride in having made it to the top of this competition and we will go out there each and every time to show that we deserve these. And if we come up to people who deserve these titles more, well, then we'll hold our heads high, give them the titles the earned, and start over again. But we think that day won't come for a long time. Cause Risky Business... is big money."
"See this, this is why CHICKEN CLUB is going to take over PGCW. Risky Business may have stolen the championships from me, but that's just a temporary setback. Because I still have the most dangerous super junior in Florida, The Black Cyborg. I still have the monster Mongo, who I have just been informed will be able to return to action very soon. And now I have the REAL best team in Florida, Ken Archer, Jim Rival, the Arch Rivals! Now sure you might argue that they dropped the ball in this tournament, well, even the late great Ali lost a match now and then. And now that they're part of the CHICKEN CLUB... they're only gonna get better. CHICKEN CLUB BABY! We're TOO CRISPAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Risky Business:
DD: "As a wise man once said, don't bring a cloud to rain on our parades!"
EA: "...Didn't Barbara Steisand sing that?"
DD: "Yeah but she didn't write it."
EA: "Anyway, the bumps and bruises Harland Sanders' lackeys gave us, well, we're sore now and we'll be sore tomorrow but when we wake up and see these belts on our mantles, we're going to look back on it and say it was totally worth it. Ten ten, would drop you on your head again."
DD: "PS, Parking was ample."
EA: "As to what's next for Risky Business, well, that's up to the matchmakers. CHICKEN CLUB wanna step to us, we'll knock em back down. Any other team wanna test us, we'll get our number two pencils. We love wrestling, we love tag team wrestling, and we take pride in having made it to the top of this competition and we will go out there each and every time to show that we deserve these. And if we come up to people who deserve these titles more, well, then we'll hold our heads high, give them the titles the earned, and start over again. But we think that day won't come for a long time. Cause Risky Business... is big money."
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
Episode 8: Exclusive!
EXCLUSIVE: Harland Sanders IV meets with William King
Sanders met with King at a bar in Ft Lauderdale the other day (Kathy Queen in King's lap), this is what was overheard.
HS: "Look, I could use you in my corner, and you could use me in yours when you face Alex Kelley. CHICKEN CLUB, think about it."
WK: "How about... no. I don't just do things because people tell me to. See, the only things I care about are my Queen, and the Openweight championship. I don't want to work with any of your second-rate flunkies and I won't be anyone's first-rate flunky."
HS: "Okay, okay. But... what about the bounty, you want the bounty money?"
WK: "What I want is to fight, and win money to pay for my Queen's college. I'm not going to risk the winner's purse against Kelley by going out of my way to try to injure him in the match. I'm going to win, however I need to do it. That being said... that money would pay for a lot of her tuition. So if the opportunity presents itself, and it doesn't hurt my chances of winning... well, I'd have no reason not to try to injure him, would I?"
HS: "See, I knew you'd see things my way!"
Sanders tried to go in for a handshake, and King just stared at him until Sanders slowly backed away.
Sanders met with King at a bar in Ft Lauderdale the other day (Kathy Queen in King's lap), this is what was overheard.
HS: "Look, I could use you in my corner, and you could use me in yours when you face Alex Kelley. CHICKEN CLUB, think about it."
WK: "How about... no. I don't just do things because people tell me to. See, the only things I care about are my Queen, and the Openweight championship. I don't want to work with any of your second-rate flunkies and I won't be anyone's first-rate flunky."
HS: "Okay, okay. But... what about the bounty, you want the bounty money?"
WK: "What I want is to fight, and win money to pay for my Queen's college. I'm not going to risk the winner's purse against Kelley by going out of my way to try to injure him in the match. I'm going to win, however I need to do it. That being said... that money would pay for a lot of her tuition. So if the opportunity presents itself, and it doesn't hurt my chances of winning... well, I'd have no reason not to try to injure him, would I?"
HS: "See, I knew you'd see things my way!"
Sanders tried to go in for a handshake, and King just stared at him until Sanders slowly backed away.
Monday, July 11, 2016
Episode 7 Promos
Harland Sanders IV:
"Oh, I found other people to work with Black Cyborg. But they aren't quite CHICKEN CLUB material... yet. Maybe some day. And since I was already cleared to compete by the Florida State Athletic Comission I figured that I'd do the job myself. But don't worry boys and girls, your favorite manager can handle himself in the ring, as I've proven tonight. And when in the unlikely event I get in trouble, I have the most dangerous junior heavyweight in the world, The Black Cyborg, watching my back. CHICKEN CLUB, BABY!"
Team #DefendTheFort:
Gringo: "BOOYAH!"
Scott: "Dude, you can't use that, that's taken."
Gringo: "I know, he's my favorite Teen Titan."
Scott: "...Anyway! Just like the Ft Lauderdale Strikers beat Orlando SC, so did we shocked all of PGCW by beating the Arch Rivals. And just like the Strikers are going to win the Lamar Hunt US Open Cup, so are we going to win the PGCW Tag Team Championship Tournament."
Gringo: "And just like at Strikers games we're going to celebrate with meat skewers, Polish sausages, and CHOCOLATE MILK BABY! And just like the Strikers have a section just for Flight 19, so do we have a section for our supporters! Row 19... SEAT 19!"
Scott: "Wait we have assigned seats in the Proving Ground? Also, ONE seat?"
Gringo: "It's where my mom sits!"
Scott: "That's fair. Anyway, we better get ready, cause next week, semi-finals, and we need to keep our clean sheet. DEFEND THE FORT!"
"Oh, I found other people to work with Black Cyborg. But they aren't quite CHICKEN CLUB material... yet. Maybe some day. And since I was already cleared to compete by the Florida State Athletic Comission I figured that I'd do the job myself. But don't worry boys and girls, your favorite manager can handle himself in the ring, as I've proven tonight. And when in the unlikely event I get in trouble, I have the most dangerous junior heavyweight in the world, The Black Cyborg, watching my back. CHICKEN CLUB, BABY!"
Team #DefendTheFort:
Gringo: "BOOYAH!"
Scott: "Dude, you can't use that, that's taken."
Gringo: "I know, he's my favorite Teen Titan."
Scott: "...Anyway! Just like the Ft Lauderdale Strikers beat Orlando SC, so did we shocked all of PGCW by beating the Arch Rivals. And just like the Strikers are going to win the Lamar Hunt US Open Cup, so are we going to win the PGCW Tag Team Championship Tournament."
Gringo: "And just like at Strikers games we're going to celebrate with meat skewers, Polish sausages, and CHOCOLATE MILK BABY! And just like the Strikers have a section just for Flight 19, so do we have a section for our supporters! Row 19... SEAT 19!"
Scott: "Wait we have assigned seats in the Proving Ground? Also, ONE seat?"
Gringo: "It's where my mom sits!"
Scott: "That's fair. Anyway, we better get ready, cause next week, semi-finals, and we need to keep our clean sheet. DEFEND THE FORT!"
Monday, July 4, 2016
Episode 6 Promos
Jimmy The Razor:
"Hey, you know what, that result isn't on me, that was all due to that overweight dork Wrecker Jr. He should have just stayed on the apron and let me dominate those masked nooblets. Soon, I'm going to go one on one with Wrecker Jr, and I'm going to prove to him that you always bet on Razor."
PGCW President Walter Cranston:
"I have two statements tonight, both of them regarding CHICKEN CLUB.
"First, I have talked to the Florida State Athletic Commission regarding Mister Sanders' bounty on Alex Kelley. While the legality of the bounty itself is under review, they have made a ruling on attempts to cash in on said bounty. Any wrestler, manager, official or crewman who attacks Mister Kelley outside of the confines of a wrestling arena- defined by the Commission as the ring and the immediate ringside area- will have any licenses revoked, will be subject to fines, and be banned from competition in the state of Florida, and their violation will be reported to other commissions in the United States who may fine, suspend, and/or ban the offenders if they choose to. In short, anyone who attacks Mister Kelley outside of a wrestling ring will be essentially choosing to end their careers for money that they may lose due to punitive fines.
"Second, I have an update on the status of Mongo. While conussion screenings have as of tonight come up negative, the Ft Lauderdale Psychiatric Hospital has requested that I impose a medical suspension for Mongo so that they may ensure that his treatment is not going to be hampered by such a severe blow like the ones he suffered from Kelley. However, CHICKEN CLUB was registered not as a specific pair as individuals but as a collective, therefore Harland Sanders may replace Mongo as he chooses. If he is unable to find a substitute, however, Black Cyborg will have to foreit the competition."
"Hey, you know what, that result isn't on me, that was all due to that overweight dork Wrecker Jr. He should have just stayed on the apron and let me dominate those masked nooblets. Soon, I'm going to go one on one with Wrecker Jr, and I'm going to prove to him that you always bet on Razor."
PGCW President Walter Cranston:
"I have two statements tonight, both of them regarding CHICKEN CLUB.
"First, I have talked to the Florida State Athletic Commission regarding Mister Sanders' bounty on Alex Kelley. While the legality of the bounty itself is under review, they have made a ruling on attempts to cash in on said bounty. Any wrestler, manager, official or crewman who attacks Mister Kelley outside of the confines of a wrestling arena- defined by the Commission as the ring and the immediate ringside area- will have any licenses revoked, will be subject to fines, and be banned from competition in the state of Florida, and their violation will be reported to other commissions in the United States who may fine, suspend, and/or ban the offenders if they choose to. In short, anyone who attacks Mister Kelley outside of a wrestling ring will be essentially choosing to end their careers for money that they may lose due to punitive fines.
"Second, I have an update on the status of Mongo. While conussion screenings have as of tonight come up negative, the Ft Lauderdale Psychiatric Hospital has requested that I impose a medical suspension for Mongo so that they may ensure that his treatment is not going to be hampered by such a severe blow like the ones he suffered from Kelley. However, CHICKEN CLUB was registered not as a specific pair as individuals but as a collective, therefore Harland Sanders may replace Mongo as he chooses. If he is unable to find a substitute, however, Black Cyborg will have to foreit the competition."
Monday, June 27, 2016
Episode 5 Promos
William King:
"Kelley, Kelley, Kelley. You made a big mistake, going after my title. You see like I said last week, those three minutes didn't matter. We were both in that ring for over forty minutes, half of that focused on beating the hell out of each other. I beat you, and decisively at that. All those three minutes do is let you claim that you could have won, and maybe the gullible and stupid would believe you and consider you a possible rightful champion.
But now, I will remove all doubt. I will do as I did the last time we met: Take you all across the Proving Ground and beat you so bad you'll be calling me 'Mommy Dearest'. It will be so violent, what my Queen did to Iron XX will look quaint by comparison. I am going to torture you, Kelley. And it will be all your fault."
Alex Kelley:
"You know, I got to be give it to Mongo, he's as tough as he is ugly. I mean, when I hit him with that first AK-47, he got right back up like a goddamn movie monster. But he didn't get up from AK-47 number two, and that's what really matters doesn't it? But it just demonstrates why I know I can beat William King and claim the Openweight title. He'll need three seconds to pin me. I need one second to kick his head off."
Harland Sanders IV:
"Mongo might have a concussion. That's just great. Well you know what Kelley? An eye for an eye may make the world blind but it'll be worth it to hear you scream. I am offering ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS, American, to the person or persons who can put Kelley in the hospital. That's all, I'm done."
"Kelley, Kelley, Kelley. You made a big mistake, going after my title. You see like I said last week, those three minutes didn't matter. We were both in that ring for over forty minutes, half of that focused on beating the hell out of each other. I beat you, and decisively at that. All those three minutes do is let you claim that you could have won, and maybe the gullible and stupid would believe you and consider you a possible rightful champion.
But now, I will remove all doubt. I will do as I did the last time we met: Take you all across the Proving Ground and beat you so bad you'll be calling me 'Mommy Dearest'. It will be so violent, what my Queen did to Iron XX will look quaint by comparison. I am going to torture you, Kelley. And it will be all your fault."
Alex Kelley:
"You know, I got to be give it to Mongo, he's as tough as he is ugly. I mean, when I hit him with that first AK-47, he got right back up like a goddamn movie monster. But he didn't get up from AK-47 number two, and that's what really matters doesn't it? But it just demonstrates why I know I can beat William King and claim the Openweight title. He'll need three seconds to pin me. I need one second to kick his head off."
Harland Sanders IV:
"Mongo might have a concussion. That's just great. Well you know what Kelley? An eye for an eye may make the world blind but it'll be worth it to hear you scream. I am offering ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS, American, to the person or persons who can put Kelley in the hospital. That's all, I'm done."
Monday, June 20, 2016
Episode 4 Reactions + Tag Tournament Brackets
William King:
"My conquest was inevitable.
The fact that I was number eight was of no consequence. I could have been at number one and it would have made no difference. Well... no, if I had been at number one idiots like Jonny Jones wouldn't have lasted as long as they did. But like William of Normandy took a broadsword in hand and fought his way to conquering England, so I cut a bloody swath of destruction on the seven delusional fools who stood in my way to my throne.
I will watch as the rest of you fight over the scraps that is the tag team title, and see who is next to fall lifeless to my feet.
But what I'm looking forward to more, is what will come next week. Because next week... you'll see what my Queen can do in the ring."
Alex Kelley:
"Three minutes, and three seconds. Those are the two things that kept me away from the Openweight title. William King was three minutes fresher than me, and he managed to get my shoulders down for three seconds. But, I submit that if it was me who drew number eight, the result would have been far more different. No, I submit that if we fought one on one, I would have been the one on top..."
He's interrupted by Harland Sanders IV and CHICKEN CLUB.
HS: "Cry me a river, Kelley. Because YOU had a three minute advantage over my walking engine of destruction Mongo, and King had SIX. Put my monster against you or King... or the both of you... on even terms, and Mongo would be openweight champion, not your wannabe supermodel ass."
AK: "Funny, I remember you were just as confident when I kicked Black Cyborg's circuits in, how'd that go again? Oh no, wait, I know what you want. You want me to see if I can kick Mongo's head so hard his ugly face will be something more photogenic. I mean, I don't mind doing that, but hell all you had to do was ask nicely."
HS: "Really funny, Kelley. You won't be cracking wise once Mongo breaks your jaw and the doctors have to wire it shut. And we won't have to wait long, Kelley, because I just got off the line with PGCW matchmakers. Next week is you and Mongo, one on one, for the first shot at the Openweight Title."
AK: "And I was worried I'd have to earn that shot. You're on."
Kelley puts on sunglasses and walks off, leaving CHICKEN CLUB to strategize for next week.
PGCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BRACKETS ANNOUNCED:
In addition to established tag teams Risky Business and Arch Rivals, six more units have been registered to vie for the tag team titles. CHICKEN CLUB has been entered by Harland Sanders IV, as has Karma Chameleon under the team name "The Karma Chameleons", though he hasn't made it clear who his tag team partner is going to be. Iron X and Dr Mask have also registered as have Murder Dragon and Spider Jack (under the name Plane Shift), Scott Saphyre and El Gringo Diablo (as Team #DefendTheFort), and Wrecker Jr and Jimmy The Razor (as The Wreck N Razor Connection).
The brackets have also been drawn and are as follows:
Episode 6:
Wreck N Razor Connection vs Plane Shift
Risky Business vs Karma Chameleons
Episode 7:
Iron X and Dr Mask vs CHICKEN CLUB
Team #DefendTheFort vs Arch Rivals
With the semi-finals to take place Episode 8 and the finals to take place Episode 9.
"My conquest was inevitable.
The fact that I was number eight was of no consequence. I could have been at number one and it would have made no difference. Well... no, if I had been at number one idiots like Jonny Jones wouldn't have lasted as long as they did. But like William of Normandy took a broadsword in hand and fought his way to conquering England, so I cut a bloody swath of destruction on the seven delusional fools who stood in my way to my throne.
I will watch as the rest of you fight over the scraps that is the tag team title, and see who is next to fall lifeless to my feet.
But what I'm looking forward to more, is what will come next week. Because next week... you'll see what my Queen can do in the ring."
Alex Kelley:
"Three minutes, and three seconds. Those are the two things that kept me away from the Openweight title. William King was three minutes fresher than me, and he managed to get my shoulders down for three seconds. But, I submit that if it was me who drew number eight, the result would have been far more different. No, I submit that if we fought one on one, I would have been the one on top..."
He's interrupted by Harland Sanders IV and CHICKEN CLUB.
HS: "Cry me a river, Kelley. Because YOU had a three minute advantage over my walking engine of destruction Mongo, and King had SIX. Put my monster against you or King... or the both of you... on even terms, and Mongo would be openweight champion, not your wannabe supermodel ass."
AK: "Funny, I remember you were just as confident when I kicked Black Cyborg's circuits in, how'd that go again? Oh no, wait, I know what you want. You want me to see if I can kick Mongo's head so hard his ugly face will be something more photogenic. I mean, I don't mind doing that, but hell all you had to do was ask nicely."
HS: "Really funny, Kelley. You won't be cracking wise once Mongo breaks your jaw and the doctors have to wire it shut. And we won't have to wait long, Kelley, because I just got off the line with PGCW matchmakers. Next week is you and Mongo, one on one, for the first shot at the Openweight Title."
AK: "And I was worried I'd have to earn that shot. You're on."
Kelley puts on sunglasses and walks off, leaving CHICKEN CLUB to strategize for next week.
PGCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BRACKETS ANNOUNCED:
In addition to established tag teams Risky Business and Arch Rivals, six more units have been registered to vie for the tag team titles. CHICKEN CLUB has been entered by Harland Sanders IV, as has Karma Chameleon under the team name "The Karma Chameleons", though he hasn't made it clear who his tag team partner is going to be. Iron X and Dr Mask have also registered as have Murder Dragon and Spider Jack (under the name Plane Shift), Scott Saphyre and El Gringo Diablo (as Team #DefendTheFort), and Wrecker Jr and Jimmy The Razor (as The Wreck N Razor Connection).
The brackets have also been drawn and are as follows:
Episode 6:
Wreck N Razor Connection vs Plane Shift
Risky Business vs Karma Chameleons
Episode 7:
Iron X and Dr Mask vs CHICKEN CLUB
Team #DefendTheFort vs Arch Rivals
With the semi-finals to take place Episode 8 and the finals to take place Episode 9.
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