Harland A Sanders:
"Kelley... you know how some contests tell you you can have a chance to win a million dollars... but the chance isn't getting the winning beer can, getting the winning beer can just means you got a chance... you still got to make a free throw, or kick a field goal, or jump through some kind of hoop to get that money. Well Kelley... when I said if you beat Jim Rival that you'd get a chance to face me... well, there was some fine print on that deal.
"Now I know you know who it was that laid justice on you this week Kelley but for those that don't let me explain to them just who he is and how he came to my employ. People think my great-grandfather's company just operated in the US but it is an international organization, and operates in every major country in the world including Japan. So I called KFC Japan, and I told them that the CHICKEN CLUB needs a trump card. And they brought me Richard Ian Prescott... RIP. Household name in the Japanese MMA world. 43 wins, 22 knockouts, 9 of those in the first three minutes, a former world heavyweight champion and at one point ranked number four worldwide pound for pound. And now... my bodyguard."
"If you want to face me in the ring, Kelley... all you have to do is beat RIP."
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
Determination League Round 3 Results
Round 3:
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Clockwork Angel ("Kill Screen")
Block A: Willy G Wilikers pins Megaton (Shoulder Block)
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Mario Black (Small Package)
Block B: Mercy Toombs pins Gregory A Rious (Flying Rana)
Block A: Brooklyn Tokyo pins Freddy Newman (Lariat and Elbow Drop)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins The Incredible ! (Swinging Backbreaker)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 5
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 5
Burrito The Cat 5
Mercy Toombs 4
Gregory A Rious 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Clockwork Angel ("Kill Screen")
Block A: Willy G Wilikers pins Megaton (Shoulder Block)
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Mario Black (Small Package)
Block B: Mercy Toombs pins Gregory A Rious (Flying Rana)
Block A: Brooklyn Tokyo pins Freddy Newman (Lariat and Elbow Drop)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins The Incredible ! (Swinging Backbreaker)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 5
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 5
Burrito The Cat 5
Mercy Toombs 4
Gregory A Rious 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Thursday, August 25, 2016
Determination League Round 2 Results
Round 2:
Block A: Hurricane Andrews drew Brooklyn Tokyo (Time Limit)
Block B: Mario Black submits Clockwork Angel (Iron Claw)
Block A: Megaton pins Freddy Newman (Dropkick)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Willy G Wilikers ("Symbol of Sleep")
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Gregory A Rious (School Boy)
Block B: Mercy Toombs drew GAMEOVER (Time Limit)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 3
Brooklyn Tokyo 3
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 0
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 3
Burrito The Cat 3
Gregory A Rious 2
Mercy Toombs 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Block A: Hurricane Andrews drew Brooklyn Tokyo (Time Limit)
Block B: Mario Black submits Clockwork Angel (Iron Claw)
Block A: Megaton pins Freddy Newman (Dropkick)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Willy G Wilikers ("Symbol of Sleep")
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Gregory A Rious (School Boy)
Block B: Mercy Toombs drew GAMEOVER (Time Limit)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 3
Brooklyn Tokyo 3
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 0
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 3
Burrito The Cat 3
Gregory A Rious 2
Mercy Toombs 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Determination League: Round 1 Results
Block B: Gregory A Rious pins Clockwork Angel ("High Spot" Running Cross Body)
Block A: Brooklyn Tokyo pins Willy G Wilikers (Running Elbow Drop)
Block B: Burrito The Cat drew Mercy Toombs (Time Limit)
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Mario Black ("Kill Screen" followed by an elbow smash)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Megaton ("Magic Missile")
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Freddy Newman (Diving Splash)
Rankings:
Block A:
Hurricane Andrews 2
Brooklyn Tokyo 2
The Incredible ! 2
Megaton 0
Willy G Wilikers 0
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 2
Gregory A Rious 2
Burrito The Cat 1
Mercy Toombs 1
Clockwork Angel 0
Mario Black 0
Block A: Brooklyn Tokyo pins Willy G Wilikers (Running Elbow Drop)
Block B: Burrito The Cat drew Mercy Toombs (Time Limit)
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Mario Black ("Kill Screen" followed by an elbow smash)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Megaton ("Magic Missile")
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Freddy Newman (Diving Splash)
Rankings:
Block A:
Hurricane Andrews 2
Brooklyn Tokyo 2
The Incredible ! 2
Megaton 0
Willy G Wilikers 0
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 2
Gregory A Rious 2
Burrito The Cat 1
Mercy Toombs 1
Clockwork Angel 0
Mario Black 0
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
Episode 13 Promos
William King:
"So I'm being told my next opponent for my Openweight title is going to be Mongo. Mongo. I see what's going on. Harland Sanders wanted this title the easy way by recruiting me. But I couldn't be bought, so he's playing politics, getting Black Cyborg a shot at my belt, getting Mongo a shot at my belt. What's Mongo done to earn it? Beat Mega-Type-2 Diabetes? Big deal. And yeah, last time I was in the ring with Mongo he threw me over the top rope backfirst on the apron. But I choked his ugly ass out for it. Same thing will happen this time. As far as El Gringo Diablo... you're going to pay for hurting my Queen, you doofus. But... in due time. In due time."
Harland A Sanders IV and Jim Rival:
Rival: "Kelley you want to blame me for losing to William King, you're the one who chose to stand in the way of history. CHICKEN CLUB is going to pave the way for the future of pro wrestling. And you, you're going to be buried in the asphalt."
Sanders: "That's right Kelley, you want a piece of Jim Rival, you got it. And you know what, I'm so confident that you can't beat Jim Rival... if you win, I'll give you a chance to get in the ring with ME. But you won't. You'll lose to Rival, and we'll be getting all the gold in PGCW and there's nothing, NOTHING, you can do about it because we're... TOO CRISPAY."
"So I'm being told my next opponent for my Openweight title is going to be Mongo. Mongo. I see what's going on. Harland Sanders wanted this title the easy way by recruiting me. But I couldn't be bought, so he's playing politics, getting Black Cyborg a shot at my belt, getting Mongo a shot at my belt. What's Mongo done to earn it? Beat Mega-Type-2 Diabetes? Big deal. And yeah, last time I was in the ring with Mongo he threw me over the top rope backfirst on the apron. But I choked his ugly ass out for it. Same thing will happen this time. As far as El Gringo Diablo... you're going to pay for hurting my Queen, you doofus. But... in due time. In due time."
Harland A Sanders IV and Jim Rival:
Rival: "Kelley you want to blame me for losing to William King, you're the one who chose to stand in the way of history. CHICKEN CLUB is going to pave the way for the future of pro wrestling. And you, you're going to be buried in the asphalt."
Sanders: "That's right Kelley, you want a piece of Jim Rival, you got it. And you know what, I'm so confident that you can't beat Jim Rival... if you win, I'll give you a chance to get in the ring with ME. But you won't. You'll lose to Rival, and we'll be getting all the gold in PGCW and there's nothing, NOTHING, you can do about it because we're... TOO CRISPAY."
Monday, August 22, 2016
Determination League Block Drawings
Block Drawings:
BLOCK A
Megaton
Hurricane Andrews
Brooklyn Tokyo
Willy G Wilikers
Freddy Newman
The Incredible !
Analysis: Hurricane Andrews and The Incredible ! are the favorites to win this block, though an upset loss or two can easily shift the balance. Megaton despite his bulk is the longshot; Hurricane can outpower him, Wilikers and Incredible ! are accustomed to fighting larger fighters and very prepared to use their speed to overcome his size, and Tokyo is a better brawler leaving Newman as his only even competition.
BLOCK B
GAMEOVER
Burrito The Cat
Gregory A Rious
Clockwork Angel
Mercy Toombs
Mario Black
Analysis: This is anyone's block to win and it's hard to call a favorite. Black has power, GAMEOVER and Toombs have a killer instinct, Rious can make anyone tap and both Angel and Burrito can use their aerial prowess to pick up wins. If anyone has an advantage over the others it would be GAMEOVER for his versatility.
BLOCK A
Megaton
Hurricane Andrews
Brooklyn Tokyo
Willy G Wilikers
Freddy Newman
The Incredible !
Analysis: Hurricane Andrews and The Incredible ! are the favorites to win this block, though an upset loss or two can easily shift the balance. Megaton despite his bulk is the longshot; Hurricane can outpower him, Wilikers and Incredible ! are accustomed to fighting larger fighters and very prepared to use their speed to overcome his size, and Tokyo is a better brawler leaving Newman as his only even competition.
BLOCK B
GAMEOVER
Burrito The Cat
Gregory A Rious
Clockwork Angel
Mercy Toombs
Mario Black
Analysis: This is anyone's block to win and it's hard to call a favorite. Black has power, GAMEOVER and Toombs have a killer instinct, Rious can make anyone tap and both Angel and Burrito can use their aerial prowess to pick up wins. If anyone has an advantage over the others it would be GAMEOVER for his versatility.
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
Determination League Preview!
Determination League Preview Matches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76wEwwWC4b4
Voting for the Fan Favorite opens NOW and ends when the Determination League results have aired.
There are two polls: Vote for your favorite in the first, and vote for your second favorite in the second.
If the winner of the first poll is Determination League champion, the winner of the second poll will be chosen instead.
Should a competitor win both polls AND the Determination League, the non-winner with the highest combined total will be chosen.
Ties will be broken first by who has the most votes in the first poll (or the second if it's the first ballot), then by points in the tournament, then a coin toss.
First ballot: http://www.strawpoll.me/11017951
Second ballot: http://www.strawpoll.me/11017956
Voting for the Fan Favorite opens NOW and ends when the Determination League results have aired.
There are two polls: Vote for your favorite in the first, and vote for your second favorite in the second.
If the winner of the first poll is Determination League champion, the winner of the second poll will be chosen instead.
Should a competitor win both polls AND the Determination League, the non-winner with the highest combined total will be chosen.
Ties will be broken first by who has the most votes in the first poll (or the second if it's the first ballot), then by points in the tournament, then a coin toss.
First ballot: http://www.strawpoll.me/11017951
Second ballot: http://www.strawpoll.me/11017956
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