Scott Saphyre:
Scott: "...Where's Gringo? Has anyone seen him? ...Dammit... I don't know what's gotten into him but he's not the same guy. I got to find him and see if I can..."
A figure in a black suit with a white featureless mask approaches Scott.
Scott: "You're a little small to be DESPAIR."
???: "This one is his herald."
Scott: "'This one'?"
???: "This one needs no name. This one exists only to spread the word of DESPAIR. Your friend has been shown the truth of DESPAIR. Your friend has yet to truly grasp DESPAIR. But he will. Your friend is fine. Soon your friend will be awake."
Scott: "I don't get what the hell you're talking about, but if DESPAIR's the reason Gringo's messed up well then now I got a problem with DESPAIR. Tell him I want to face him one on one."
???: "DESPAIR does not answer to those with the Lie of Hope in their hearts. DESPAIR exists to spread the truth. No more."
The suited man walks away and turns a corner, Scott tries to follow him but when he turns the corner, the man is gone.
Scott: "WHERE'S BEN?"
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William King:
"This week, I go to war again to defend my throne. This isn't going to be any kind of technical battle, there will be no flippy corkscrews, just a fight. Mongo is powerful, he's all power. That's his strength and his weakness because for all that muscle, he's doesn't know how to fight. I know how to fight. I'm going to outfight Mongo. I'm going to hurt Mongo. I'm going to rattle whatever brain is in that skull of his, and then, I'm going to choke him out. And all the muscle in the world won't mean a thing when you get choked out. Because to Mongo, this is just a shiny plate of metal. To me, this is proof that I am the most dangerous man in PGCW, and this guarantees me bigger purses to put my Queen through college with. It's going to take more than a discount Hodor to take this title away from me."
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
Tuesday, September 6, 2016
Episode 15 Promos
Team #DefendTheFort:
Saphyre: "That DESPAIR dude is scary... lucky for us, my boy Gringo Diablo isn't hurt. We've had to lobby hard for this title shot and we're going to have to give it our all. Honestly, I'm feeling confident. How about you, buddy?"
Diablo: "It's pointless."
Saphyre: "Okay... not what I expected you to say."
Diablo: "What is the value of victory? Will we be remembered for it?"
Saphyre: "Yeah... our names will be on the records..."
Diablo: "Eventually the human race will die out. The halls in which those records are recorded will crumble. The machines will rot and rust, the digital cloud will vanish, any paper our achievements will be written on will decay. And even if an intelligent lifeform discovers the records before they are lost to the ages, the language they are written on will be unintelligable to them. Glory is a fleeting thing, just like man."
Saphyre: "...You know for most people their goth phase happens in their high school years..."
Diablo: "There is no point in human endeavor. No hope."
Saphyre just looks at Diablo dumbfounded...
Alex Kelley:
"RIP... RIP. Richard Ian Prescott. Sanders, did you think for one second this would discourage me? What did you expect me do, say 'Well, he's brought an MMA legend, better just go back to the Openweight title hunt'? Hell no! I'm excited, I'm PUMPED! You have any idea how much I've looked up to this guy? I mean, yeah he's kind of a douche but in the ring... he left pro kickboxing because he was just on a level above the top kickboxers. He made fools out of top level athletes. And to get to go one on one with him in the ring? See how my skills match up with his? You bet your ass I'm taking the fight! And hey, RIP, better not take me lightly man. The surgeon general's lobbying to put a health hazard warning label on my feet."
PGCW Comissioner Walter Cranston:
"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to be the first to welcome our three newest signings to PGCW. The Determination League winner, GAMEOVER. The Fan's Choice signee, The Incredible !, and finally my personal pick, Mercy Toombs. We'll be seeing them all in action with our main roster very soon. As to other Determination League participants well... opportunities may come."
Saphyre: "That DESPAIR dude is scary... lucky for us, my boy Gringo Diablo isn't hurt. We've had to lobby hard for this title shot and we're going to have to give it our all. Honestly, I'm feeling confident. How about you, buddy?"
Diablo: "It's pointless."
Saphyre: "Okay... not what I expected you to say."
Diablo: "What is the value of victory? Will we be remembered for it?"
Saphyre: "Yeah... our names will be on the records..."
Diablo: "Eventually the human race will die out. The halls in which those records are recorded will crumble. The machines will rot and rust, the digital cloud will vanish, any paper our achievements will be written on will decay. And even if an intelligent lifeform discovers the records before they are lost to the ages, the language they are written on will be unintelligable to them. Glory is a fleeting thing, just like man."
Saphyre: "...You know for most people their goth phase happens in their high school years..."
Diablo: "There is no point in human endeavor. No hope."
Saphyre just looks at Diablo dumbfounded...
Alex Kelley:
"RIP... RIP. Richard Ian Prescott. Sanders, did you think for one second this would discourage me? What did you expect me do, say 'Well, he's brought an MMA legend, better just go back to the Openweight title hunt'? Hell no! I'm excited, I'm PUMPED! You have any idea how much I've looked up to this guy? I mean, yeah he's kind of a douche but in the ring... he left pro kickboxing because he was just on a level above the top kickboxers. He made fools out of top level athletes. And to get to go one on one with him in the ring? See how my skills match up with his? You bet your ass I'm taking the fight! And hey, RIP, better not take me lightly man. The surgeon general's lobbying to put a health hazard warning label on my feet."
PGCW Comissioner Walter Cranston:
"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to be the first to welcome our three newest signings to PGCW. The Determination League winner, GAMEOVER. The Fan's Choice signee, The Incredible !, and finally my personal pick, Mercy Toombs. We'll be seeing them all in action with our main roster very soon. As to other Determination League participants well... opportunities may come."
Thursday, September 1, 2016
Determination League Round 5
Round 5:
Block A: Freddy Newman pins Willy G Wilikers ("Yiff U")
Block B: Gregory A Rious drew Mario Black (Time Limit)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Brooklyn Tokyo ("Symbol of Sleep")
Block B: Mercy Toombs pins Clockwork Angel (Flying Rana)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Megaton (Elbow Smash)
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Burrito The Cat ("Shadowlaw Suplex Hold")
Block A final results:
Hurricane Andrews 9
The Incredible ! 8
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 4
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 2
Block B final results:
GAMEOVER 8
Mercy Toombs 8
Burrito The Cat 7
Gregory A Rious 4
Mario Black 3
Clockwork Angel 0
Block A: Freddy Newman pins Willy G Wilikers ("Yiff U")
Block B: Gregory A Rious drew Mario Black (Time Limit)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Brooklyn Tokyo ("Symbol of Sleep")
Block B: Mercy Toombs pins Clockwork Angel (Flying Rana)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Megaton (Elbow Smash)
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Burrito The Cat ("Shadowlaw Suplex Hold")
Block A final results:
Hurricane Andrews 9
The Incredible ! 8
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 4
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 2
Block B final results:
GAMEOVER 8
Mercy Toombs 8
Burrito The Cat 7
Gregory A Rious 4
Mario Black 3
Clockwork Angel 0
Determination League Round 4 Results
Round 4:
Block A: Megaton pins Brooklyn Tokyo (Greco-Roman Slam)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Willy G Wilikers ("Hurricane Mixer")
Block B: Gregory A Rious drew GAMEOVER (Time Limit)
Block B: Mercy Toombs KOs Mario Black ("Mercy Kill '16")
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Freddy Newman ("Symbol of Stunning")
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Clockwork Angel ("Burrito Special")
Block A:
Hurricane Andrews 7
The Incredible ! 6
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 4
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
Burrito The Cat 7
GAMEOVER 6
Mercy Toombs 6
Gregory A Rious 3
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Round 5 will be broadcast in its entirity!
Block A: Megaton pins Brooklyn Tokyo (Greco-Roman Slam)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Willy G Wilikers ("Hurricane Mixer")
Block B: Gregory A Rious drew GAMEOVER (Time Limit)
Block B: Mercy Toombs KOs Mario Black ("Mercy Kill '16")
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Freddy Newman ("Symbol of Stunning")
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Clockwork Angel ("Burrito Special")
Block A:
Hurricane Andrews 7
The Incredible ! 6
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 4
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
Burrito The Cat 7
GAMEOVER 6
Mercy Toombs 6
Gregory A Rious 3
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Round 5 will be broadcast in its entirity!
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
Episode 14 Post-Show Promo
Harland A Sanders:
"Kelley... you know how some contests tell you you can have a chance to win a million dollars... but the chance isn't getting the winning beer can, getting the winning beer can just means you got a chance... you still got to make a free throw, or kick a field goal, or jump through some kind of hoop to get that money. Well Kelley... when I said if you beat Jim Rival that you'd get a chance to face me... well, there was some fine print on that deal.
"Now I know you know who it was that laid justice on you this week Kelley but for those that don't let me explain to them just who he is and how he came to my employ. People think my great-grandfather's company just operated in the US but it is an international organization, and operates in every major country in the world including Japan. So I called KFC Japan, and I told them that the CHICKEN CLUB needs a trump card. And they brought me Richard Ian Prescott... RIP. Household name in the Japanese MMA world. 43 wins, 22 knockouts, 9 of those in the first three minutes, a former world heavyweight champion and at one point ranked number four worldwide pound for pound. And now... my bodyguard."
"If you want to face me in the ring, Kelley... all you have to do is beat RIP."
"Kelley... you know how some contests tell you you can have a chance to win a million dollars... but the chance isn't getting the winning beer can, getting the winning beer can just means you got a chance... you still got to make a free throw, or kick a field goal, or jump through some kind of hoop to get that money. Well Kelley... when I said if you beat Jim Rival that you'd get a chance to face me... well, there was some fine print on that deal.
"Now I know you know who it was that laid justice on you this week Kelley but for those that don't let me explain to them just who he is and how he came to my employ. People think my great-grandfather's company just operated in the US but it is an international organization, and operates in every major country in the world including Japan. So I called KFC Japan, and I told them that the CHICKEN CLUB needs a trump card. And they brought me Richard Ian Prescott... RIP. Household name in the Japanese MMA world. 43 wins, 22 knockouts, 9 of those in the first three minutes, a former world heavyweight champion and at one point ranked number four worldwide pound for pound. And now... my bodyguard."
"If you want to face me in the ring, Kelley... all you have to do is beat RIP."
Determination League Round 3 Results
Round 3:
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Clockwork Angel ("Kill Screen")
Block A: Willy G Wilikers pins Megaton (Shoulder Block)
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Mario Black (Small Package)
Block B: Mercy Toombs pins Gregory A Rious (Flying Rana)
Block A: Brooklyn Tokyo pins Freddy Newman (Lariat and Elbow Drop)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins The Incredible ! (Swinging Backbreaker)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 5
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 5
Burrito The Cat 5
Mercy Toombs 4
Gregory A Rious 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Clockwork Angel ("Kill Screen")
Block A: Willy G Wilikers pins Megaton (Shoulder Block)
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Mario Black (Small Package)
Block B: Mercy Toombs pins Gregory A Rious (Flying Rana)
Block A: Brooklyn Tokyo pins Freddy Newman (Lariat and Elbow Drop)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins The Incredible ! (Swinging Backbreaker)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 5
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 5
Burrito The Cat 5
Mercy Toombs 4
Gregory A Rious 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Thursday, August 25, 2016
Determination League Round 2 Results
Round 2:
Block A: Hurricane Andrews drew Brooklyn Tokyo (Time Limit)
Block B: Mario Black submits Clockwork Angel (Iron Claw)
Block A: Megaton pins Freddy Newman (Dropkick)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Willy G Wilikers ("Symbol of Sleep")
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Gregory A Rious (School Boy)
Block B: Mercy Toombs drew GAMEOVER (Time Limit)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 3
Brooklyn Tokyo 3
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 0
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 3
Burrito The Cat 3
Gregory A Rious 2
Mercy Toombs 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Block A: Hurricane Andrews drew Brooklyn Tokyo (Time Limit)
Block B: Mario Black submits Clockwork Angel (Iron Claw)
Block A: Megaton pins Freddy Newman (Dropkick)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Willy G Wilikers ("Symbol of Sleep")
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Gregory A Rious (School Boy)
Block B: Mercy Toombs drew GAMEOVER (Time Limit)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 3
Brooklyn Tokyo 3
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 0
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 3
Burrito The Cat 3
Gregory A Rious 2
Mercy Toombs 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
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