Jimmy Razor and Wrecker Jr:
Jimmy is walking backstage after his match when Wrecker Jr comes up and shoves him.
Wrecker: "What's your problem?"
Jimmy: "Oh Wrecker, I was just on my way to tell you..."
Wrecker: "We're NOT tag partners. YOU broke us up."
Jimmy: "Look man, I wasn't thinking straight then, okay? I was in the middle of a move, and at the same time my brother got kicked out of his place..."
Wrecker: "You said you only had two sisters."
Jimmy: "Well one came out as transgender."
Wrecker: "...Anyway, I'm not teaming with you."
Jimmy: "Look, let's just give it one more chance, okay? I mean, our opponents are the Arch Rivals. Everyone beats them! And besides, we're both on a winning streak we got momentum..."
Wrecker: "..."
Jimmy: "I'll let you pick out our theme song."
Wrecker: "...Fine. But DON'T blow it this time, or I'm putting your ass through a table."
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CHICKEN CLUB:
Sanders: "WE GOT GOLD BABY! The first of many! Now those two DND playing weirdos are saying I used leverage in that pinfall but that's NOT TRUE! See, this is the media, the dishonest media is rigging things against CHICKEN CLUB and I have proof that I did not pull on Spider Jack's ring gear and I will be releasing it very soon. I'll have it ready sometime before the end of the Age of Capricorn. Swearsies."
Then, Mercy Toombs walks by, wearing mirrored sunglasses.
Toombs: "Excuse me, Mister Prescott, may I have a word?"
RIP: "Yeah, alright."
Toombs: "Alone, please."
Sanders: "Hey, he's my bodyguard, so... yeah, no."
Toombs: "...You have four other people to watch your back Mister Sanders, I'm sure you'll do fine. Besides, your car is being towed."
Sanders: "What... fine! Go!"
CHICKEN CLUB sans RIP walk off, and Toombs smirks a bit.
Toombs: "So, Mister Prescott, I'll make this quick. How much do you owe the Yamaguchis?"
RIP: "...I have no idea what you are talking about, lady."
Toombs: "Is that so. Well, if you do have an idea, please give me a call."
Mercy offers RIP a business card which he accepts, then she walks off.
RIP: "Hey... why does the CIA care if I owe money to the Yamaguchi family?"
Mercy stops and half-turns to him.
Toombs: "I have no idea what you are talking about, Mister Prescott."
Then continues to walk off.
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