After PGCW went off the air:
After Episode 29 went off the air, William King was still in the ring.
King: "So next week, PGCW's weekly TV show will be having a season finale."
A pause at that, while Kathy Queen puts the title (and her arms) around King.
King:
"Now on that show, there's already a tag team championship match
planned, and that's all well and good but... well, a season finale
should be your most memorable episode, right? So, let's make it
memorable."
King: "I'm issuing an open challenge, to anyone in the back who has yet to have a shot at my championship."
Walter Cranston then heads out, microphone in hand.
Cranston:
"King, I like that idea. And normally I'd just wait to see who would be
the first to answer your challenge, but there's someone in the back who
has earned a chance at the title. As some of you know, Spider Jack has
won an international cruiserweight tournament, outlasting sixteen other
men to be known as one of the best cruiserweights in the world today.
And representing PGCW in the way he did, that deserves recognition and a
reward. So King, you want a title defense next week, you got it, with
Spider Jack!"
The crowd cheers as King nods and takes the mic.
King: "Fine by me. I like spiders. Shame that I'm going to have to crush this one."
In the back, the Deadly Venom Society convene:
Joey Venom: "It is time that you look upon the Deadly Venom Society, and despair. Wrecker Jr, you know him, and I've been guiding his career long before he came to PGCW. Sure, his father and uncle taught him the basics, but who mentored him? I did. So it should have come to no surprise to anyone that he is part of the DVS."
Venom: "As to the other man... he too I've mentored, and he's become a master of the spinning toe hold. He recently was committed to a psychiatric hospital after cripping a referee with it in a fit of anger. The deadliest snake in the Everglades is the cottonmouth, also known as the water moccasin. And so by Water Moccasin he is known."
Venom: "Jimmy The Razor was the first and will not be the last. We will destroy all that we see fit here in PGCW. Our goal is not to take over, it is to pillage, conquer, raze, and leave PGCW in ruins."
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
Friday, December 9, 2016
Wk 28 Promos
We sat down to speak with both William King and BLACKBIRD Sora ahead of their championship match.
William King (with Kathy Queen on his lap):
WK: "Sora is a tough person. I think when zhe first came here, people didn't see that. That's why zhe kept succeeding people people underestimate Sora. I don't take anyone lightly. That's why I win."
WK: "There's no secret to my success. I bust people up. Big or small, they all fall down when you knock their heads hard enough. Then I choke them out. So my gameplan's the same as it always is: Violence."
KQ: "I don't plan on getting involved in my King's match. I don't need to. I like to watch though. The violence... well, the violence excites me."
The two then start making out.
BLACKBIRD Sora:
"William King. He is tough. He is good fighter. I am tougher. I am better fighter."
"I appreciate how he fights. A strong style fighter. However, there is something that seperates him from me."
"He adopted the strong style. He learned it from videos. I trained in it, in sweltering dojos, having to prove to my peers that I was strong enough to compete. They did not make it easy on me! I had to work extra hard just to prove I belonged in dojos. First to start, last to finish."
"I will return to Japan with championships. PGCW Openweight Title, will be the first."
William King (with Kathy Queen on his lap):
WK: "Sora is a tough person. I think when zhe first came here, people didn't see that. That's why zhe kept succeeding people people underestimate Sora. I don't take anyone lightly. That's why I win."
WK: "There's no secret to my success. I bust people up. Big or small, they all fall down when you knock their heads hard enough. Then I choke them out. So my gameplan's the same as it always is: Violence."
KQ: "I don't plan on getting involved in my King's match. I don't need to. I like to watch though. The violence... well, the violence excites me."
The two then start making out.
BLACKBIRD Sora:
"William King. He is tough. He is good fighter. I am tougher. I am better fighter."
"I appreciate how he fights. A strong style fighter. However, there is something that seperates him from me."
"He adopted the strong style. He learned it from videos. I trained in it, in sweltering dojos, having to prove to my peers that I was strong enough to compete. They did not make it easy on me! I had to work extra hard just to prove I belonged in dojos. First to start, last to finish."
"I will return to Japan with championships. PGCW Openweight Title, will be the first."
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
Episode 27 Promo
The CHICKEN CLUB are in a locker room.
Sanders: "Okay I was not happy about us losing to the Legion of Masked Dorks, but CYBORG! MY MAN! When you knocked Kelley's head off that made my DAY! Now it'll be a LONG time before Kelley gets another chance at the tag team title belts. Okay so next on tap, we're going after the Deadly Venom Society, and Incredible !, Mongo you need to... Mongo what are you doing?"
We pan to Mongo watching the footage of DVS vs Kelley and Jones.
Sanders: "Mongo you don't have to watch this, this is for the Arch Rivals to learn from..."
Mongo points at the smaller hooden man.
Mongo: "I know him."
Sanders jumps backward. Everyone else stares at Mongo.
RIP: "...He can talk?"
Sanders: "I never heard him say a word before... Mongo, what do you mean 'you know him'?"
Mongo: "He is madman."
Sanders: "Well who is he? ...Mongo? Mongo, god dammit SAY MORE THINGS."
Mongo just stares at the footage, Rival shrugging.
Sanders: "Okay I was not happy about us losing to the Legion of Masked Dorks, but CYBORG! MY MAN! When you knocked Kelley's head off that made my DAY! Now it'll be a LONG time before Kelley gets another chance at the tag team title belts. Okay so next on tap, we're going after the Deadly Venom Society, and Incredible !, Mongo you need to... Mongo what are you doing?"
We pan to Mongo watching the footage of DVS vs Kelley and Jones.
Sanders: "Mongo you don't have to watch this, this is for the Arch Rivals to learn from..."
Mongo points at the smaller hooden man.
Mongo: "I know him."
Sanders jumps backward. Everyone else stares at Mongo.
RIP: "...He can talk?"
Sanders: "I never heard him say a word before... Mongo, what do you mean 'you know him'?"
Mongo: "He is madman."
Sanders: "Well who is he? ...Mongo? Mongo, god dammit SAY MORE THINGS."
Mongo just stares at the footage, Rival shrugging.
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
Post 26 promos
Backstage, Alex Kelley talking to Walter Cranston.
Kelley: "What the hell was that? How did the ref miss that Sanders was cheating?"
Cranston: "Matt Weston is the best referee in the business. But he's human, Kelley. Look, the referee's decision is final, there's nothing I can do. If I were to give you a rematch I'd have to do it to everyone else who was cheated by CHICKEN CLUB and I simply can't schedule all that while keeping a competitive format."
Kelley: "So, now what then?"
Cranston: "Well, that's your call Kelley. If you want to keep persuing the tag titles with Johnny Jones you can keep doing that and climb up the ranks, or if you'd rather focus on your singles career I can see about putting you in a match with a ranked opponent..."
Kelley: "I need to stick it to Harland Sanders. I can't let him get the last laugh in this. I need a new partner... someone I've worked with, someone who doesn't like CHICKEN CLUB... and when we worked together..."
Cranstion: "You're talking about William King, aren't you?"
Kelley: "Damn right I am."
Cranston: "While I like that on paper, I don't know about having my Openweight champion also being my Tag Team champion. It makes us look less competitive than we are. That's not a no. That's me having reservations. I'll think about it, okay?"
Meanwhile, Tristan Belmont is in the interview area.
Belmont: "I apologize for my English first, it's my second language. I am very excited to be here in PGCW. Lots of wrestling history in Florida and I am proud to be part of it. I am here to show what European wrestling is all about. Not as fancy as high flyers that are my size, but we make up with it by being deadly. And if you get in the ring with me, I will show that you are nothing more... than a miserable little pile of secrets. Have at you!"
Finally, we spy on Jacob and Mercy Toombs talking to each other.
Mercy: "You don't understand. Langley is supporting this, but they don't support Mario. And this won't happen without Langley's support."
Jacob: "You're my sister, you should be on my side."
Mercy: "I am on your side, Jacob. Mario is a loose cannon, we can't trust him."
Jacob: "Oh and he isn't?"
Mercy: "Mario hasn't been vetted."
Jacob: "Has he?"
Mercy: "As a matter of fact, yes he is."
Jacob takes a moment to compose himself.
Jacob: "Can you convince them to give Mario a chance?"
Mercy: "I can try."
Jacob: "Alright. You won't regret this."
Kelley: "What the hell was that? How did the ref miss that Sanders was cheating?"
Cranston: "Matt Weston is the best referee in the business. But he's human, Kelley. Look, the referee's decision is final, there's nothing I can do. If I were to give you a rematch I'd have to do it to everyone else who was cheated by CHICKEN CLUB and I simply can't schedule all that while keeping a competitive format."
Kelley: "So, now what then?"
Cranston: "Well, that's your call Kelley. If you want to keep persuing the tag titles with Johnny Jones you can keep doing that and climb up the ranks, or if you'd rather focus on your singles career I can see about putting you in a match with a ranked opponent..."
Kelley: "I need to stick it to Harland Sanders. I can't let him get the last laugh in this. I need a new partner... someone I've worked with, someone who doesn't like CHICKEN CLUB... and when we worked together..."
Cranstion: "You're talking about William King, aren't you?"
Kelley: "Damn right I am."
Cranston: "While I like that on paper, I don't know about having my Openweight champion also being my Tag Team champion. It makes us look less competitive than we are. That's not a no. That's me having reservations. I'll think about it, okay?"
Meanwhile, Tristan Belmont is in the interview area.
Belmont: "I apologize for my English first, it's my second language. I am very excited to be here in PGCW. Lots of wrestling history in Florida and I am proud to be part of it. I am here to show what European wrestling is all about. Not as fancy as high flyers that are my size, but we make up with it by being deadly. And if you get in the ring with me, I will show that you are nothing more... than a miserable little pile of secrets. Have at you!"
Finally, we spy on Jacob and Mercy Toombs talking to each other.
Mercy: "You don't understand. Langley is supporting this, but they don't support Mario. And this won't happen without Langley's support."
Jacob: "You're my sister, you should be on my side."
Mercy: "I am on your side, Jacob. Mario is a loose cannon, we can't trust him."
Jacob: "Oh and he isn't?"
Mercy: "Mario hasn't been vetted."
Jacob: "Has he?"
Mercy: "As a matter of fact, yes he is."
Jacob takes a moment to compose himself.
Jacob: "Can you convince them to give Mario a chance?"
Mercy: "I can try."
Jacob: "Alright. You won't regret this."
Episode 25 Fallout
Backstage, Harlan Sanders IV is arguing with Commissioner Walter Cranston:
Sanders: "THIS IS BULLCRAP, CRANSTON!"
Cranston: "Sanders I understand you are upset..."
Sanders: "You're damn right I am! You let that pack of thugs who aren't even signed to PGCW atttack my Arch Rivals and you REWARDED them?"
Cranston: "I was in a bind, Mister Sanders. If I hadn't done that, that match would had to have been considered a no contest. I needed number one contenders for the tag titles. Unless you wanted me to just GIVE Kelley and Jones the title shot..."
Sanders: "You should have given it to the Arch Rivals!"
Cranston: "The bell hadn't rung yet, and there's no proof that Kelley and Jones had anything to do with the Deadly Venom Society. Also, you're wrong about one thing. The DVS are signed to PGCW. I'm going to have to ask the State Athletic Comission to review this incident, but otherwise... it was out of my hands, Sanders. Besides, I didn't even know if they were going to be able to compete. You saw how hard Jim Rival was thrown to the floor."
Sanders: "Well he's fine, thank you for asking."
Cranston: "And I'm glad to hear it. ...Look, I can offer the Arch Rivals another opportunity down the line, and I can give them a winner's purse. That's the best I can offer. It's a bum deal, I get that... but it's that or nothing."
Sanders: "...This isn't over, Cranston."
Sanders heads off shot.
Cranston: "...Does that mean you're not taking the compensation then?"
Sanders: "NO IT DOES NOT!"
Sanders: "THIS IS BULLCRAP, CRANSTON!"
Cranston: "Sanders I understand you are upset..."
Sanders: "You're damn right I am! You let that pack of thugs who aren't even signed to PGCW atttack my Arch Rivals and you REWARDED them?"
Cranston: "I was in a bind, Mister Sanders. If I hadn't done that, that match would had to have been considered a no contest. I needed number one contenders for the tag titles. Unless you wanted me to just GIVE Kelley and Jones the title shot..."
Sanders: "You should have given it to the Arch Rivals!"
Cranston: "The bell hadn't rung yet, and there's no proof that Kelley and Jones had anything to do with the Deadly Venom Society. Also, you're wrong about one thing. The DVS are signed to PGCW. I'm going to have to ask the State Athletic Comission to review this incident, but otherwise... it was out of my hands, Sanders. Besides, I didn't even know if they were going to be able to compete. You saw how hard Jim Rival was thrown to the floor."
Sanders: "Well he's fine, thank you for asking."
Cranston: "And I'm glad to hear it. ...Look, I can offer the Arch Rivals another opportunity down the line, and I can give them a winner's purse. That's the best I can offer. It's a bum deal, I get that... but it's that or nothing."
Sanders: "...This isn't over, Cranston."
Sanders heads off shot.
Cranston: "...Does that mean you're not taking the compensation then?"
Sanders: "NO IT DOES NOT!"
Monday, November 7, 2016
Episode 24 Fallout
Post-Main Event:
William King is kneeling in the ring as the barbed wire ropes are being removed by ring crew, medics tending to Mongo as Kathy Queen comes in with the Openweight Championship Belt and a microphone.
King: "Now you see... now you see a glimpse of the carnage I am willing to inflict to keep my championship title. I will punch you, I will hit you with a weapon, I will tear your flesh open with my teeth, and I will strangle the life out of you to keep this title. And you also see that everything I inflict, I can endure as well."
One of the medics comes with a towel to King, and King takes the towel and throws it out of the ring.
King: "If you don't want me to pull a Negan on your ass you get out of my ring now. There IS a barbed wire bat in this ring and as we've seen I know how to use it."
The medic wastes no time in complying with King's request.
King: "BLACKBIRD Sora. I don't care about your lifestyle. I don't believe in treating anyone who faces me in this ring differently because of their gender. I'm an equal opportunity destroyer. You have a long and successful career to look forward to. If you want to keep it that way, do yourself a favor, and step down. Because if you don't... they might not have enough of you left to send back to Japan."
King puts the mic down and holds up the title, and Kathy LICKS THE BLOOD OFF KING'S FACE as the cameras fade.
Backstage:
Mongo is still being tended to by medics as Harland A Sanders is by him on crutches.
Sanders: "Mongo! What the hell happened! We were so close to having every championship in PGCW and YOU BLEW IT! I have half a mind to throw you back into the nuthouse if you keep failing me like this Mongo..."
Walter Cranston heads up to him.
Cranston: "Mister Sanders, can you please let the trainer tend to your client while I discuss your next match?"
Sanders: "Next match? Cranston, my knee was SHATTERED by Alex Kelley."
Cranston: "Funny, according to the report I got from the Florida State Athletic Commission, they said your injury isn't too severe to keep you out of action for more than two weeks. Of course if you feel that prognosis is incorrect you can focus on your managerial career... but you would have to forfeit your championship title."
Sanders: "...Alright FINE. Who am I facing?"
Cranston: "Well, the top contenders currently are Plane Shift and your other team the Arch Rivals. As I don't want to just hand Arch Rivals a title match and we don't do simple rematches here in PGCW, the most obvious solution would be a number one contenders match... unfortunately Spider Jack has a prior engagement and won't be able to compete..."
Sanders pumps his hand.
Cranston: "...Buuut there is someone who will be cleared to compete this Saturday who is looking to compete and has a partner. I'm speaking of course of Johnny Jones..."
Sanders: "Oh come ON..."
Cranston: "And his partner is Mister Photogenic, Alex Kelley."
Sanders: "WHY"
Cranston: "Because they deserve it. Have a good evening, Mister Sanders."
And in a PGCW exclusive, a video DVD was sent to us, with a picture of a spider on the label:
On the video three men are shown on a background of a black flag, with in silver the letters D and S on both sides and in the middle, a silver spider with a black V imprinted on it. Two of the men are in all black hoods, the other man, front and center, has a shaved head and red and black facepaint.
Man in Middle: "My name is Joey Venom. And these two men, well... you will know who they are when the time is right. I've been in this business for fifteen years, and I've won titles and left devastation in my wake in every major territory in the US... except Florida. And now it's time for me to correct that. And I'm bringing these two men with me to take PGCW over. We are the Deadly Venom Society, and we will make America violent again."
William King is kneeling in the ring as the barbed wire ropes are being removed by ring crew, medics tending to Mongo as Kathy Queen comes in with the Openweight Championship Belt and a microphone.
King: "Now you see... now you see a glimpse of the carnage I am willing to inflict to keep my championship title. I will punch you, I will hit you with a weapon, I will tear your flesh open with my teeth, and I will strangle the life out of you to keep this title. And you also see that everything I inflict, I can endure as well."
One of the medics comes with a towel to King, and King takes the towel and throws it out of the ring.
King: "If you don't want me to pull a Negan on your ass you get out of my ring now. There IS a barbed wire bat in this ring and as we've seen I know how to use it."
The medic wastes no time in complying with King's request.
King: "BLACKBIRD Sora. I don't care about your lifestyle. I don't believe in treating anyone who faces me in this ring differently because of their gender. I'm an equal opportunity destroyer. You have a long and successful career to look forward to. If you want to keep it that way, do yourself a favor, and step down. Because if you don't... they might not have enough of you left to send back to Japan."
King puts the mic down and holds up the title, and Kathy LICKS THE BLOOD OFF KING'S FACE as the cameras fade.
Backstage:
Mongo is still being tended to by medics as Harland A Sanders is by him on crutches.
Sanders: "Mongo! What the hell happened! We were so close to having every championship in PGCW and YOU BLEW IT! I have half a mind to throw you back into the nuthouse if you keep failing me like this Mongo..."
Walter Cranston heads up to him.
Cranston: "Mister Sanders, can you please let the trainer tend to your client while I discuss your next match?"
Sanders: "Next match? Cranston, my knee was SHATTERED by Alex Kelley."
Cranston: "Funny, according to the report I got from the Florida State Athletic Commission, they said your injury isn't too severe to keep you out of action for more than two weeks. Of course if you feel that prognosis is incorrect you can focus on your managerial career... but you would have to forfeit your championship title."
Sanders: "...Alright FINE. Who am I facing?"
Cranston: "Well, the top contenders currently are Plane Shift and your other team the Arch Rivals. As I don't want to just hand Arch Rivals a title match and we don't do simple rematches here in PGCW, the most obvious solution would be a number one contenders match... unfortunately Spider Jack has a prior engagement and won't be able to compete..."
Sanders pumps his hand.
Cranston: "...Buuut there is someone who will be cleared to compete this Saturday who is looking to compete and has a partner. I'm speaking of course of Johnny Jones..."
Sanders: "Oh come ON..."
Cranston: "And his partner is Mister Photogenic, Alex Kelley."
Sanders: "WHY"
Cranston: "Because they deserve it. Have a good evening, Mister Sanders."
And in a PGCW exclusive, a video DVD was sent to us, with a picture of a spider on the label:
On the video three men are shown on a background of a black flag, with in silver the letters D and S on both sides and in the middle, a silver spider with a black V imprinted on it. Two of the men are in all black hoods, the other man, front and center, has a shaved head and red and black facepaint.
Man in Middle: "My name is Joey Venom. And these two men, well... you will know who they are when the time is right. I've been in this business for fifteen years, and I've won titles and left devastation in my wake in every major territory in the US... except Florida. And now it's time for me to correct that. And I'm bringing these two men with me to take PGCW over. We are the Deadly Venom Society, and we will make America violent again."
Wednesday, November 2, 2016
Post Ep23 Wiliam King Promo
William King:
"This Saturday... I go to war with Mongo in a barbed wire deathmatch. And I bet Harlan Sanders is really wishing his team got to choose the stipulation for this match. Because I'm not sure if you guys have realized it yet, but I picked this match for two reasons.
"The first reason is simple. I want to torture Mongo. I want to make him suffer, make him bleed, to send a message to the rest of Proving Ground Championship Wrestling... if you want to take the Openweight title from be you better be prepared to die for it, because I'm willing to kill to keep it.
"As for the other reason well... King doesn't lie... I chose this specific reason for a tactical purpose. Mongo can't run barbed wire ropes. No running Mongo Boots. Now, Mongo's shown at the Halloween Special 8-Man tag that he can get the job done just as well with his powerbomb.... but that's still Mongo's best weapon GONE. Whereas the Cthulhu Clutch? I don't need to run ropes to do that.
"Mongo will bleed.... he will suffer. He will scream for mercy. And then, I will choke... him... out."
"This Saturday... I go to war with Mongo in a barbed wire deathmatch. And I bet Harlan Sanders is really wishing his team got to choose the stipulation for this match. Because I'm not sure if you guys have realized it yet, but I picked this match for two reasons.
"The first reason is simple. I want to torture Mongo. I want to make him suffer, make him bleed, to send a message to the rest of Proving Ground Championship Wrestling... if you want to take the Openweight title from be you better be prepared to die for it, because I'm willing to kill to keep it.
"As for the other reason well... King doesn't lie... I chose this specific reason for a tactical purpose. Mongo can't run barbed wire ropes. No running Mongo Boots. Now, Mongo's shown at the Halloween Special 8-Man tag that he can get the job done just as well with his powerbomb.... but that's still Mongo's best weapon GONE. Whereas the Cthulhu Clutch? I don't need to run ropes to do that.
"Mongo will bleed.... he will suffer. He will scream for mercy. And then, I will choke... him... out."
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Episode 22
Alex Kelley:
"Before I talk about CHICKEN CLUB, let me talk about Johnny Jones. Fortunately the worst hasn't come true for Johnny, he's going to be alright. He's under a medical suspension for a couple more weeks but soon he'll be back in the ring.
"Now this means yes, I'll be facing RIP and Harland A Sanders by myself. One against two, elimination rules. Sanders is going to try to take me out of wrestling forever. But you know what Sanders? I'm planning on doing the same thing to you. You set your bounty on me, you sicced the Arch Rivals on me, and all because... I was beating up your boys. Kinda petty when you look at it. All that shit because I was winning? Well, you started it. I'm ending it.
"This is going to be the toughest fight of my career. No, the toughest fight of my life. But I'm ready for it because let me tell you something Sanders. You haven't seen how dangerous Alex Kelley can be in the ring. You've seen me crack skulls and knock teeth out, but you haven't seen what I'm REALLY capable of. See, there's two things that are going to happen. Either you're going to be given the beating of your life... or you're going to be given a beating so bad you won't even remember your name.
"But hey, there's a bit of good news for you Sanders... you won't have to worry about how you're going home tonight. Because you won't be going home... you'll be going to the ER."
Meanwhile:
Ben Davis was heading to the back when Scott Saphyre approaches him...
Scott: "Ben, what the hell? This isn't you man, what..."
Ben then punches Scott in the mouth and a security guard quickly steps between them as a second goes to escort Ben away. Scott meanwhile is just holding his jaw, looking more shocked than anything. Eventually, Scott shakes his head.
Scott: "DESPAIR. I'm gonna kick his ass."
"Before I talk about CHICKEN CLUB, let me talk about Johnny Jones. Fortunately the worst hasn't come true for Johnny, he's going to be alright. He's under a medical suspension for a couple more weeks but soon he'll be back in the ring.
"Now this means yes, I'll be facing RIP and Harland A Sanders by myself. One against two, elimination rules. Sanders is going to try to take me out of wrestling forever. But you know what Sanders? I'm planning on doing the same thing to you. You set your bounty on me, you sicced the Arch Rivals on me, and all because... I was beating up your boys. Kinda petty when you look at it. All that shit because I was winning? Well, you started it. I'm ending it.
"This is going to be the toughest fight of my career. No, the toughest fight of my life. But I'm ready for it because let me tell you something Sanders. You haven't seen how dangerous Alex Kelley can be in the ring. You've seen me crack skulls and knock teeth out, but you haven't seen what I'm REALLY capable of. See, there's two things that are going to happen. Either you're going to be given the beating of your life... or you're going to be given a beating so bad you won't even remember your name.
"But hey, there's a bit of good news for you Sanders... you won't have to worry about how you're going home tonight. Because you won't be going home... you'll be going to the ER."
Meanwhile:
Ben Davis was heading to the back when Scott Saphyre approaches him...
Scott: "Ben, what the hell? This isn't you man, what..."
Ben then punches Scott in the mouth and a security guard quickly steps between them as a second goes to escort Ben away. Scott meanwhile is just holding his jaw, looking more shocked than anything. Eventually, Scott shakes his head.
Scott: "DESPAIR. I'm gonna kick his ass."
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
Episode 21 promos
Jimmy Razor and Wrecker Jr:
Jimmy is walking backstage after his match when Wrecker Jr comes up and shoves him.
Wrecker: "What's your problem?"
Jimmy: "Oh Wrecker, I was just on my way to tell you..."
Wrecker: "We're NOT tag partners. YOU broke us up."
Jimmy: "Look man, I wasn't thinking straight then, okay? I was in the middle of a move, and at the same time my brother got kicked out of his place..."
Wrecker: "You said you only had two sisters."
Jimmy: "Well one came out as transgender."
Wrecker: "...Anyway, I'm not teaming with you."
Jimmy: "Look, let's just give it one more chance, okay? I mean, our opponents are the Arch Rivals. Everyone beats them! And besides, we're both on a winning streak we got momentum..."
Wrecker: "..."
Jimmy: "I'll let you pick out our theme song."
Wrecker: "...Fine. But DON'T blow it this time, or I'm putting your ass through a table."
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CHICKEN CLUB:
Sanders: "WE GOT GOLD BABY! The first of many! Now those two DND playing weirdos are saying I used leverage in that pinfall but that's NOT TRUE! See, this is the media, the dishonest media is rigging things against CHICKEN CLUB and I have proof that I did not pull on Spider Jack's ring gear and I will be releasing it very soon. I'll have it ready sometime before the end of the Age of Capricorn. Swearsies."
Then, Mercy Toombs walks by, wearing mirrored sunglasses.
Toombs: "Excuse me, Mister Prescott, may I have a word?"
RIP: "Yeah, alright."
Toombs: "Alone, please."
Sanders: "Hey, he's my bodyguard, so... yeah, no."
Toombs: "...You have four other people to watch your back Mister Sanders, I'm sure you'll do fine. Besides, your car is being towed."
Sanders: "What... fine! Go!"
CHICKEN CLUB sans RIP walk off, and Toombs smirks a bit.
Toombs: "So, Mister Prescott, I'll make this quick. How much do you owe the Yamaguchis?"
RIP: "...I have no idea what you are talking about, lady."
Toombs: "Is that so. Well, if you do have an idea, please give me a call."
Mercy offers RIP a business card which he accepts, then she walks off.
RIP: "Hey... why does the CIA care if I owe money to the Yamaguchi family?"
Mercy stops and half-turns to him.
Toombs: "I have no idea what you are talking about, Mister Prescott."
Then continues to walk off.
Jimmy is walking backstage after his match when Wrecker Jr comes up and shoves him.
Wrecker: "What's your problem?"
Jimmy: "Oh Wrecker, I was just on my way to tell you..."
Wrecker: "We're NOT tag partners. YOU broke us up."
Jimmy: "Look man, I wasn't thinking straight then, okay? I was in the middle of a move, and at the same time my brother got kicked out of his place..."
Wrecker: "You said you only had two sisters."
Jimmy: "Well one came out as transgender."
Wrecker: "...Anyway, I'm not teaming with you."
Jimmy: "Look, let's just give it one more chance, okay? I mean, our opponents are the Arch Rivals. Everyone beats them! And besides, we're both on a winning streak we got momentum..."
Wrecker: "..."
Jimmy: "I'll let you pick out our theme song."
Wrecker: "...Fine. But DON'T blow it this time, or I'm putting your ass through a table."
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CHICKEN CLUB:
Sanders: "WE GOT GOLD BABY! The first of many! Now those two DND playing weirdos are saying I used leverage in that pinfall but that's NOT TRUE! See, this is the media, the dishonest media is rigging things against CHICKEN CLUB and I have proof that I did not pull on Spider Jack's ring gear and I will be releasing it very soon. I'll have it ready sometime before the end of the Age of Capricorn. Swearsies."
Then, Mercy Toombs walks by, wearing mirrored sunglasses.
Toombs: "Excuse me, Mister Prescott, may I have a word?"
RIP: "Yeah, alright."
Toombs: "Alone, please."
Sanders: "Hey, he's my bodyguard, so... yeah, no."
Toombs: "...You have four other people to watch your back Mister Sanders, I'm sure you'll do fine. Besides, your car is being towed."
Sanders: "What... fine! Go!"
CHICKEN CLUB sans RIP walk off, and Toombs smirks a bit.
Toombs: "So, Mister Prescott, I'll make this quick. How much do you owe the Yamaguchis?"
RIP: "...I have no idea what you are talking about, lady."
Toombs: "Is that so. Well, if you do have an idea, please give me a call."
Mercy offers RIP a business card which he accepts, then she walks off.
RIP: "Hey... why does the CIA care if I owe money to the Yamaguchi family?"
Mercy stops and half-turns to him.
Toombs: "I have no idea what you are talking about, Mister Prescott."
Then continues to walk off.
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Episode 20
Comissioner Walter Cranston was in the back.
Cranston: "Well ladies and gentlemen it's been another crazy week here in PGCW but in three weeks it's going to get a little bit crazier as we'll be having our first ever Halloween Costume Party Battle Royale. The winner and the one with the best costume will each get a cash reward and a chance at... oh hell..."
The camera pans to Johnny Jones clutching his shoulder in agony as Alex Kelley talks to him.
Kelley: "Dude, you have nothing to apologize for. Get healthy, alright?"
Cranston: "Mr Kelley, Mr Jones, how..."
Jones and a trainer go past and Kelley steps up.
Kelley: "We're looking at either a dislocation or a rotator cuff injury, I think... we'll need to see what the guys at the hospital say."
Cranston: "I don't mean to be callous, but if he can't compete then I'm going to have to postpone or cancel-"
Kelley: "No, fuck that. I'll fly solo."
Cranston: "...Are you sure?"
Kelley: "The sooner I kick Sanders' head off, the better."
Cranston: "Alright. To give you a fighting chance though I'm going to add one more rule; the 'one-in-one-out' rule will be strictly enforced. If they double team, or break any count, at all... RIP will be eliminated, and Sanders will be going against you one on one."
Kelley: "Works for me.
Cranston: "Well ladies and gentlemen it's been another crazy week here in PGCW but in three weeks it's going to get a little bit crazier as we'll be having our first ever Halloween Costume Party Battle Royale. The winner and the one with the best costume will each get a cash reward and a chance at... oh hell..."
The camera pans to Johnny Jones clutching his shoulder in agony as Alex Kelley talks to him.
Kelley: "Dude, you have nothing to apologize for. Get healthy, alright?"
Cranston: "Mr Kelley, Mr Jones, how..."
Jones and a trainer go past and Kelley steps up.
Kelley: "We're looking at either a dislocation or a rotator cuff injury, I think... we'll need to see what the guys at the hospital say."
Cranston: "I don't mean to be callous, but if he can't compete then I'm going to have to postpone or cancel-"
Kelley: "No, fuck that. I'll fly solo."
Cranston: "...Are you sure?"
Kelley: "The sooner I kick Sanders' head off, the better."
Cranston: "Alright. To give you a fighting chance though I'm going to add one more rule; the 'one-in-one-out' rule will be strictly enforced. If they double team, or break any count, at all... RIP will be eliminated, and Sanders will be going against you one on one."
Kelley: "Works for me.
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
Post Ep 19
Walter Cranston is backstage with William King, Kathy Queen (who is making out with King when the promo opens), Alex Kelley and Johnny Jones.
Cranston: "Alright... you guys won and... King, Queen... can you PLEASE stop for one minute so we can do this?"
They stop, Queen's hands all over King as they look towards the commissioner.
Cranston: "Alright, so, let's talk about the matches each of you receive. Now Johnny, you made the first elimination, so I'll give you the first pick."
Jones: "I want BLACKBIRD Sora. Two out of three falls, to settle which of us is better."
Cranston: "That's easily doable. In fact, let's make it interesting. We'll make it a number one contender's match. Queen, you're next."
Queen: "I want El Gringo Diablo, to get payback on that pudgy doofus."
Cranston: "Well, that's going to be a problem, see we haven't had contact with him since..."
Then, DESPAIR's Herald appears.
Herald: "This one can confirm that Ben Davis, formerly known as El Gringo Diablo, will answer that challenge."
Cranston: "Formerly known?"
Herald: "He has dispensed with his jovial charade."
Cranston: "And how do you know..."
Lights out, lights on, the Herald is gone.
Cranston: "Okay then. Moving right along... Mr. Kelley?"
Kelley: "I can't have Sanders one on one, right?"
Cranston: "That is correct, I'm afraid."
Kelley: "In that case I want Sanders... AND RIP. Elimination tag team match."
Cranston: "So you and Johnny Jones?"
Kelley: "Yeah, that's the plan. If you're in Johnny?"
Johnny nods.
Cranston: "We'll do that then. And last but not least... King, you get Mongo, any stipulation, name it."
King: "That camera's on right?"
Cranston: "That's why the red light is there, Mister King."
King: "Hey Mongo. Fuck you. We're having a barbed wire deathmatch, motherfucker."
Cranston: "Alright then, well, I'll go and make those matches official, each of you have a good night."
Cranston walks off, and Kelley and Jones look to King.
Kelley: "Hey man. Look, I know you didn't ask for my help so I'm not expecting a thank you. But, hell, we made a pretty good team. Maybe we should do it again some...time."
King and Queen are already making out again, and the others just walk off.
Kelley: "Jeez they have a match together and get all over each other."
Jones: "Maybe it's a fetish?"
Cranston: "Alright... you guys won and... King, Queen... can you PLEASE stop for one minute so we can do this?"
They stop, Queen's hands all over King as they look towards the commissioner.
Cranston: "Alright, so, let's talk about the matches each of you receive. Now Johnny, you made the first elimination, so I'll give you the first pick."
Jones: "I want BLACKBIRD Sora. Two out of three falls, to settle which of us is better."
Cranston: "That's easily doable. In fact, let's make it interesting. We'll make it a number one contender's match. Queen, you're next."
Queen: "I want El Gringo Diablo, to get payback on that pudgy doofus."
Cranston: "Well, that's going to be a problem, see we haven't had contact with him since..."
Then, DESPAIR's Herald appears.
Herald: "This one can confirm that Ben Davis, formerly known as El Gringo Diablo, will answer that challenge."
Cranston: "Formerly known?"
Herald: "He has dispensed with his jovial charade."
Cranston: "And how do you know..."
Lights out, lights on, the Herald is gone.
Cranston: "Okay then. Moving right along... Mr. Kelley?"
Kelley: "I can't have Sanders one on one, right?"
Cranston: "That is correct, I'm afraid."
Kelley: "In that case I want Sanders... AND RIP. Elimination tag team match."
Cranston: "So you and Johnny Jones?"
Kelley: "Yeah, that's the plan. If you're in Johnny?"
Johnny nods.
Cranston: "We'll do that then. And last but not least... King, you get Mongo, any stipulation, name it."
King: "That camera's on right?"
Cranston: "That's why the red light is there, Mister King."
King: "Hey Mongo. Fuck you. We're having a barbed wire deathmatch, motherfucker."
Cranston: "Alright then, well, I'll go and make those matches official, each of you have a good night."
Cranston walks off, and Kelley and Jones look to King.
Kelley: "Hey man. Look, I know you didn't ask for my help so I'm not expecting a thank you. But, hell, we made a pretty good team. Maybe we should do it again some...time."
King and Queen are already making out again, and the others just walk off.
Kelley: "Jeez they have a match together and get all over each other."
Jones: "Maybe it's a fetish?"
Thursday, September 29, 2016
Post 18 Promo
Alex Kelley: "I should have won that match. It was the best I've been in months, my kicks were at my sharpest, my wrestling was at it's crispest... my flying had him reeling... but I let my guard down for one second and he got me. And that's not an excuse, that's just what happened, I got cocky and paid for it.
"And I was out. The first Reaper Kick, I was out for a second too, and I came too and I hear Matt Weston counting TWO, and managed to get my wits back just enough to get my shoulder up. The second kick... I woke up and 'Don't Fear The Reaper' was playing and I knew it was over.
"I'm pissed but it's not over. I got the eight man tag and if we win I get what I want anyway. RIP, I want to face him another time, but for now... my goal's right on swatting that annoying fly named Harlan A Sanders IV."
Then, the CHICKEN CLUB come into view.
Sanders: "Kelley, Kelley, Kelley. How long have you been in this business? You should know by now to read the fine print of everything you sign. Because if you did, you would have noticed that in the contract to face RIP... it was stipulated that you cannot get a one on one match against me if you do not defeat RIP one on one first. Now, if you get another shot at him... and you win, well, I guess that closes that loophole but things like that only happen in Rocky movies and Kelley... you're not Rocky, and you're simply not TOO CRISPY. Later, Kelley."
CHICKEN CLUB walk by Kelley, with Archer pulling down his eyebrow and sticking his tongue out at Kelley who just stares a hole into Sanders' head.
"And I was out. The first Reaper Kick, I was out for a second too, and I came too and I hear Matt Weston counting TWO, and managed to get my wits back just enough to get my shoulder up. The second kick... I woke up and 'Don't Fear The Reaper' was playing and I knew it was over.
"I'm pissed but it's not over. I got the eight man tag and if we win I get what I want anyway. RIP, I want to face him another time, but for now... my goal's right on swatting that annoying fly named Harlan A Sanders IV."
Then, the CHICKEN CLUB come into view.
Sanders: "Kelley, Kelley, Kelley. How long have you been in this business? You should know by now to read the fine print of everything you sign. Because if you did, you would have noticed that in the contract to face RIP... it was stipulated that you cannot get a one on one match against me if you do not defeat RIP one on one first. Now, if you get another shot at him... and you win, well, I guess that closes that loophole but things like that only happen in Rocky movies and Kelley... you're not Rocky, and you're simply not TOO CRISPY. Later, Kelley."
CHICKEN CLUB walk by Kelley, with Archer pulling down his eyebrow and sticking his tongue out at Kelley who just stares a hole into Sanders' head.
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Post Episode 17
AFTER PGCW WAS OFF THE AIR:
The brawl was still going on and Black Cyborg and Harland Sanders had joined the fray, making the others outnumbered until King grabbed a chair and decked the Arch-Rivals with it. Mongo hit Kathy Queen with a boot and King LOST HIS SHIT, flooring Mongo with a chair to the head and nearly taking Sanders' head off but RIP pulled him out of the ring. Kelley hit AK-47 on Black Cyborg and King starts smashing Mongo in the back with the chair until PGCW Commish Walter Cranston comes out, toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
Walter: "KING! KING, STOP IT! ALL OF YOU STOP IT!"
King keeps hitting Mongo with the chair. Kelley and Jones are visually disturbed by this.
Walter: "KING I WILL FIRE YOU!"
King stops, tossing the chair aside and tending to Kathy, while Harland A Sanders takes a mic.
Sanders: "Cranston, this is bullshit, Mongo beat the count before the reset he should be champion."
Walter: "And he restarted the match and was about to be pinned for a three count when your CHICKEN CLUB ran in. Now, King, Kelley, I know you two don't like each other, but it seems like you've got common ground. King obviously you've on an ally with Kathy Queen and Kelley's got Johnny Jones, so..."
Sanders: "What are you going to..."
Walter: "Shut the FUCK up Sanders! We don't hand out rematches here in PGCW so cheaply. BUT, in this case... King, you want to fight Mongo again?"
King nods, looking furious.
Walter: "Okay, so here's what we're going to do. In two weeks, we'll have on one side, William King, Kathy Queen, Alex Kelley and Johnny Jones. On the other, we'll have CHICKEN CLUB. Eight-person elimination tag. If CHICKEN CLUB wins, Sanders you get do decide the stipulation for a rematch between William King and Mongo. But if CHICKEN CLUB loses, William King gets to make that call. In fact, because you piss me off so much Sanders... if your team loses, EVERY OTHER MEMBER of King's team gets to ask for a non-title match of their choice. And by the way, Sanders? The Florida State Athletic Commission will be receiving a recommendation for sanctions for the stunt you just pulled tonight. You're welcome."
The brawl was still going on and Black Cyborg and Harland Sanders had joined the fray, making the others outnumbered until King grabbed a chair and decked the Arch-Rivals with it. Mongo hit Kathy Queen with a boot and King LOST HIS SHIT, flooring Mongo with a chair to the head and nearly taking Sanders' head off but RIP pulled him out of the ring. Kelley hit AK-47 on Black Cyborg and King starts smashing Mongo in the back with the chair until PGCW Commish Walter Cranston comes out, toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
Walter: "KING! KING, STOP IT! ALL OF YOU STOP IT!"
King keeps hitting Mongo with the chair. Kelley and Jones are visually disturbed by this.
Walter: "KING I WILL FIRE YOU!"
King stops, tossing the chair aside and tending to Kathy, while Harland A Sanders takes a mic.
Sanders: "Cranston, this is bullshit, Mongo beat the count before the reset he should be champion."
Walter: "And he restarted the match and was about to be pinned for a three count when your CHICKEN CLUB ran in. Now, King, Kelley, I know you two don't like each other, but it seems like you've got common ground. King obviously you've on an ally with Kathy Queen and Kelley's got Johnny Jones, so..."
Sanders: "What are you going to..."
Walter: "Shut the FUCK up Sanders! We don't hand out rematches here in PGCW so cheaply. BUT, in this case... King, you want to fight Mongo again?"
King nods, looking furious.
Walter: "Okay, so here's what we're going to do. In two weeks, we'll have on one side, William King, Kathy Queen, Alex Kelley and Johnny Jones. On the other, we'll have CHICKEN CLUB. Eight-person elimination tag. If CHICKEN CLUB wins, Sanders you get do decide the stipulation for a rematch between William King and Mongo. But if CHICKEN CLUB loses, William King gets to make that call. In fact, because you piss me off so much Sanders... if your team loses, EVERY OTHER MEMBER of King's team gets to ask for a non-title match of their choice. And by the way, Sanders? The Florida State Athletic Commission will be receiving a recommendation for sanctions for the stunt you just pulled tonight. You're welcome."
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
Episode 16 Promos:
Scott Saphyre:
Scott: "...Where's Gringo? Has anyone seen him? ...Dammit... I don't know what's gotten into him but he's not the same guy. I got to find him and see if I can..."
A figure in a black suit with a white featureless mask approaches Scott.
Scott: "You're a little small to be DESPAIR."
???: "This one is his herald."
Scott: "'This one'?"
???: "This one needs no name. This one exists only to spread the word of DESPAIR. Your friend has been shown the truth of DESPAIR. Your friend has yet to truly grasp DESPAIR. But he will. Your friend is fine. Soon your friend will be awake."
Scott: "I don't get what the hell you're talking about, but if DESPAIR's the reason Gringo's messed up well then now I got a problem with DESPAIR. Tell him I want to face him one on one."
???: "DESPAIR does not answer to those with the Lie of Hope in their hearts. DESPAIR exists to spread the truth. No more."
The suited man walks away and turns a corner, Scott tries to follow him but when he turns the corner, the man is gone.
Scott: "WHERE'S BEN?"
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William King:
"This week, I go to war again to defend my throne. This isn't going to be any kind of technical battle, there will be no flippy corkscrews, just a fight. Mongo is powerful, he's all power. That's his strength and his weakness because for all that muscle, he's doesn't know how to fight. I know how to fight. I'm going to outfight Mongo. I'm going to hurt Mongo. I'm going to rattle whatever brain is in that skull of his, and then, I'm going to choke him out. And all the muscle in the world won't mean a thing when you get choked out. Because to Mongo, this is just a shiny plate of metal. To me, this is proof that I am the most dangerous man in PGCW, and this guarantees me bigger purses to put my Queen through college with. It's going to take more than a discount Hodor to take this title away from me."
Scott: "...Where's Gringo? Has anyone seen him? ...Dammit... I don't know what's gotten into him but he's not the same guy. I got to find him and see if I can..."
A figure in a black suit with a white featureless mask approaches Scott.
Scott: "You're a little small to be DESPAIR."
???: "This one is his herald."
Scott: "'This one'?"
???: "This one needs no name. This one exists only to spread the word of DESPAIR. Your friend has been shown the truth of DESPAIR. Your friend has yet to truly grasp DESPAIR. But he will. Your friend is fine. Soon your friend will be awake."
Scott: "I don't get what the hell you're talking about, but if DESPAIR's the reason Gringo's messed up well then now I got a problem with DESPAIR. Tell him I want to face him one on one."
???: "DESPAIR does not answer to those with the Lie of Hope in their hearts. DESPAIR exists to spread the truth. No more."
The suited man walks away and turns a corner, Scott tries to follow him but when he turns the corner, the man is gone.
Scott: "WHERE'S BEN?"
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William King:
"This week, I go to war again to defend my throne. This isn't going to be any kind of technical battle, there will be no flippy corkscrews, just a fight. Mongo is powerful, he's all power. That's his strength and his weakness because for all that muscle, he's doesn't know how to fight. I know how to fight. I'm going to outfight Mongo. I'm going to hurt Mongo. I'm going to rattle whatever brain is in that skull of his, and then, I'm going to choke him out. And all the muscle in the world won't mean a thing when you get choked out. Because to Mongo, this is just a shiny plate of metal. To me, this is proof that I am the most dangerous man in PGCW, and this guarantees me bigger purses to put my Queen through college with. It's going to take more than a discount Hodor to take this title away from me."
Tuesday, September 6, 2016
Episode 15 Promos
Team #DefendTheFort:
Saphyre: "That DESPAIR dude is scary... lucky for us, my boy Gringo Diablo isn't hurt. We've had to lobby hard for this title shot and we're going to have to give it our all. Honestly, I'm feeling confident. How about you, buddy?"
Diablo: "It's pointless."
Saphyre: "Okay... not what I expected you to say."
Diablo: "What is the value of victory? Will we be remembered for it?"
Saphyre: "Yeah... our names will be on the records..."
Diablo: "Eventually the human race will die out. The halls in which those records are recorded will crumble. The machines will rot and rust, the digital cloud will vanish, any paper our achievements will be written on will decay. And even if an intelligent lifeform discovers the records before they are lost to the ages, the language they are written on will be unintelligable to them. Glory is a fleeting thing, just like man."
Saphyre: "...You know for most people their goth phase happens in their high school years..."
Diablo: "There is no point in human endeavor. No hope."
Saphyre just looks at Diablo dumbfounded...
Alex Kelley:
"RIP... RIP. Richard Ian Prescott. Sanders, did you think for one second this would discourage me? What did you expect me do, say 'Well, he's brought an MMA legend, better just go back to the Openweight title hunt'? Hell no! I'm excited, I'm PUMPED! You have any idea how much I've looked up to this guy? I mean, yeah he's kind of a douche but in the ring... he left pro kickboxing because he was just on a level above the top kickboxers. He made fools out of top level athletes. And to get to go one on one with him in the ring? See how my skills match up with his? You bet your ass I'm taking the fight! And hey, RIP, better not take me lightly man. The surgeon general's lobbying to put a health hazard warning label on my feet."
PGCW Comissioner Walter Cranston:
"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to be the first to welcome our three newest signings to PGCW. The Determination League winner, GAMEOVER. The Fan's Choice signee, The Incredible !, and finally my personal pick, Mercy Toombs. We'll be seeing them all in action with our main roster very soon. As to other Determination League participants well... opportunities may come."
Saphyre: "That DESPAIR dude is scary... lucky for us, my boy Gringo Diablo isn't hurt. We've had to lobby hard for this title shot and we're going to have to give it our all. Honestly, I'm feeling confident. How about you, buddy?"
Diablo: "It's pointless."
Saphyre: "Okay... not what I expected you to say."
Diablo: "What is the value of victory? Will we be remembered for it?"
Saphyre: "Yeah... our names will be on the records..."
Diablo: "Eventually the human race will die out. The halls in which those records are recorded will crumble. The machines will rot and rust, the digital cloud will vanish, any paper our achievements will be written on will decay. And even if an intelligent lifeform discovers the records before they are lost to the ages, the language they are written on will be unintelligable to them. Glory is a fleeting thing, just like man."
Saphyre: "...You know for most people their goth phase happens in their high school years..."
Diablo: "There is no point in human endeavor. No hope."
Saphyre just looks at Diablo dumbfounded...
Alex Kelley:
"RIP... RIP. Richard Ian Prescott. Sanders, did you think for one second this would discourage me? What did you expect me do, say 'Well, he's brought an MMA legend, better just go back to the Openweight title hunt'? Hell no! I'm excited, I'm PUMPED! You have any idea how much I've looked up to this guy? I mean, yeah he's kind of a douche but in the ring... he left pro kickboxing because he was just on a level above the top kickboxers. He made fools out of top level athletes. And to get to go one on one with him in the ring? See how my skills match up with his? You bet your ass I'm taking the fight! And hey, RIP, better not take me lightly man. The surgeon general's lobbying to put a health hazard warning label on my feet."
PGCW Comissioner Walter Cranston:
"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to be the first to welcome our three newest signings to PGCW. The Determination League winner, GAMEOVER. The Fan's Choice signee, The Incredible !, and finally my personal pick, Mercy Toombs. We'll be seeing them all in action with our main roster very soon. As to other Determination League participants well... opportunities may come."
Thursday, September 1, 2016
Determination League Round 5
Round 5:
Block A: Freddy Newman pins Willy G Wilikers ("Yiff U")
Block B: Gregory A Rious drew Mario Black (Time Limit)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Brooklyn Tokyo ("Symbol of Sleep")
Block B: Mercy Toombs pins Clockwork Angel (Flying Rana)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Megaton (Elbow Smash)
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Burrito The Cat ("Shadowlaw Suplex Hold")
Block A final results:
Hurricane Andrews 9
The Incredible ! 8
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 4
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 2
Block B final results:
GAMEOVER 8
Mercy Toombs 8
Burrito The Cat 7
Gregory A Rious 4
Mario Black 3
Clockwork Angel 0
Block A: Freddy Newman pins Willy G Wilikers ("Yiff U")
Block B: Gregory A Rious drew Mario Black (Time Limit)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Brooklyn Tokyo ("Symbol of Sleep")
Block B: Mercy Toombs pins Clockwork Angel (Flying Rana)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Megaton (Elbow Smash)
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Burrito The Cat ("Shadowlaw Suplex Hold")
Block A final results:
Hurricane Andrews 9
The Incredible ! 8
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 4
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 2
Block B final results:
GAMEOVER 8
Mercy Toombs 8
Burrito The Cat 7
Gregory A Rious 4
Mario Black 3
Clockwork Angel 0
Determination League Round 4 Results
Round 4:
Block A: Megaton pins Brooklyn Tokyo (Greco-Roman Slam)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Willy G Wilikers ("Hurricane Mixer")
Block B: Gregory A Rious drew GAMEOVER (Time Limit)
Block B: Mercy Toombs KOs Mario Black ("Mercy Kill '16")
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Freddy Newman ("Symbol of Stunning")
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Clockwork Angel ("Burrito Special")
Block A:
Hurricane Andrews 7
The Incredible ! 6
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 4
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
Burrito The Cat 7
GAMEOVER 6
Mercy Toombs 6
Gregory A Rious 3
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Round 5 will be broadcast in its entirity!
Block A: Megaton pins Brooklyn Tokyo (Greco-Roman Slam)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Willy G Wilikers ("Hurricane Mixer")
Block B: Gregory A Rious drew GAMEOVER (Time Limit)
Block B: Mercy Toombs KOs Mario Black ("Mercy Kill '16")
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Freddy Newman ("Symbol of Stunning")
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Clockwork Angel ("Burrito Special")
Block A:
Hurricane Andrews 7
The Incredible ! 6
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 4
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
Burrito The Cat 7
GAMEOVER 6
Mercy Toombs 6
Gregory A Rious 3
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Round 5 will be broadcast in its entirity!
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
Episode 14 Post-Show Promo
Harland A Sanders:
"Kelley... you know how some contests tell you you can have a chance to win a million dollars... but the chance isn't getting the winning beer can, getting the winning beer can just means you got a chance... you still got to make a free throw, or kick a field goal, or jump through some kind of hoop to get that money. Well Kelley... when I said if you beat Jim Rival that you'd get a chance to face me... well, there was some fine print on that deal.
"Now I know you know who it was that laid justice on you this week Kelley but for those that don't let me explain to them just who he is and how he came to my employ. People think my great-grandfather's company just operated in the US but it is an international organization, and operates in every major country in the world including Japan. So I called KFC Japan, and I told them that the CHICKEN CLUB needs a trump card. And they brought me Richard Ian Prescott... RIP. Household name in the Japanese MMA world. 43 wins, 22 knockouts, 9 of those in the first three minutes, a former world heavyweight champion and at one point ranked number four worldwide pound for pound. And now... my bodyguard."
"If you want to face me in the ring, Kelley... all you have to do is beat RIP."
"Kelley... you know how some contests tell you you can have a chance to win a million dollars... but the chance isn't getting the winning beer can, getting the winning beer can just means you got a chance... you still got to make a free throw, or kick a field goal, or jump through some kind of hoop to get that money. Well Kelley... when I said if you beat Jim Rival that you'd get a chance to face me... well, there was some fine print on that deal.
"Now I know you know who it was that laid justice on you this week Kelley but for those that don't let me explain to them just who he is and how he came to my employ. People think my great-grandfather's company just operated in the US but it is an international organization, and operates in every major country in the world including Japan. So I called KFC Japan, and I told them that the CHICKEN CLUB needs a trump card. And they brought me Richard Ian Prescott... RIP. Household name in the Japanese MMA world. 43 wins, 22 knockouts, 9 of those in the first three minutes, a former world heavyweight champion and at one point ranked number four worldwide pound for pound. And now... my bodyguard."
"If you want to face me in the ring, Kelley... all you have to do is beat RIP."
Determination League Round 3 Results
Round 3:
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Clockwork Angel ("Kill Screen")
Block A: Willy G Wilikers pins Megaton (Shoulder Block)
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Mario Black (Small Package)
Block B: Mercy Toombs pins Gregory A Rious (Flying Rana)
Block A: Brooklyn Tokyo pins Freddy Newman (Lariat and Elbow Drop)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins The Incredible ! (Swinging Backbreaker)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 5
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 5
Burrito The Cat 5
Mercy Toombs 4
Gregory A Rious 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Clockwork Angel ("Kill Screen")
Block A: Willy G Wilikers pins Megaton (Shoulder Block)
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Mario Black (Small Package)
Block B: Mercy Toombs pins Gregory A Rious (Flying Rana)
Block A: Brooklyn Tokyo pins Freddy Newman (Lariat and Elbow Drop)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins The Incredible ! (Swinging Backbreaker)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 5
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 5
Burrito The Cat 5
Mercy Toombs 4
Gregory A Rious 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Thursday, August 25, 2016
Determination League Round 2 Results
Round 2:
Block A: Hurricane Andrews drew Brooklyn Tokyo (Time Limit)
Block B: Mario Black submits Clockwork Angel (Iron Claw)
Block A: Megaton pins Freddy Newman (Dropkick)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Willy G Wilikers ("Symbol of Sleep")
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Gregory A Rious (School Boy)
Block B: Mercy Toombs drew GAMEOVER (Time Limit)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 3
Brooklyn Tokyo 3
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 0
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 3
Burrito The Cat 3
Gregory A Rious 2
Mercy Toombs 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Block A: Hurricane Andrews drew Brooklyn Tokyo (Time Limit)
Block B: Mario Black submits Clockwork Angel (Iron Claw)
Block A: Megaton pins Freddy Newman (Dropkick)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Willy G Wilikers ("Symbol of Sleep")
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Gregory A Rious (School Boy)
Block B: Mercy Toombs drew GAMEOVER (Time Limit)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 3
Brooklyn Tokyo 3
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 0
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 3
Burrito The Cat 3
Gregory A Rious 2
Mercy Toombs 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
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