William King:
"PGCW, take notice. What you saw was only a glimpse of the brutality I can unleash in the ring. You're all probably thinking 'oh, that was just Iron X, anyone can beat Iron X'. I DIDN'T BEAT IRON X, I ALL BUT DISEMBOWELED HIM!
"I will be the Openweight Champion, I will rule over Proving Ground Championship Wrestling, and I will watch from my throne, with my Queen at my side, as you pieces of human waste fight to earn the honor of having your last breaths taken in my iron grasp. Carpe Mundus Per Jugulum."
Harland Sanders IV:
"Some of you inbreds may be asking what I was doing, coming out with The Black Cyborg instead of my registered client, Mongo. Well, you should probably check the Florida State Athletic Commission guidelines, which say, in part, that a licensed manager does not require to give any promotion due notice before accompanying a wrestler to the ring, so long as said wrestler consents to his presence.
"Well I am a licensed manager and Black Cyborg did consent to my presence, as I had a sit down talk with him before the show began and made it clear to him that he needs my guidance. Now, Cyborg didn't get the job done tonight. You can't win them all. But The Black Cyborg is a diamond in the rough and I will make him SHINE. And this won't be first recruitment I make here in PGCW, because the Chicken Club is officially open for business."
Alex Kelley :
"Yeah, I'm confident about my chances of being the first PGCW Openweight Champion. But cocky? Come on, I'm not cocky. I didn't give myself the name 'Mister Photogenic'. I'm not your ordindary pretty face, vainglorious jerkass. The reason why I look so good is nothing but a testament to my karate skills. Karate runs in my family, my mom came to the US to teach Karate because she couldn't run a dojo in Japan as a woman. My great-grandfather, he learned from Gichin Funakoshi, the founder of Shotokan Karate.
"See the way of karate is not just to hit someone, but to hit them without being hit yourself. And it's because I'm that good at hitting without being hit that I'm Mister Photogenic. And if anyone in PGCW wants to take that nickname away from me, well they're welcome to try. Just make sure to book an appointment with your dentist first."
