Alex Kelley: "I should have won that match. It was the best I've been in months, my kicks were at my sharpest, my wrestling was at it's crispest... my flying had him reeling... but I let my guard down for one second and he got me. And that's not an excuse, that's just what happened, I got cocky and paid for it.
"And I was out. The first Reaper Kick, I was out for a second too, and I came too and I hear Matt Weston counting TWO, and managed to get my wits back just enough to get my shoulder up. The second kick... I woke up and 'Don't Fear The Reaper' was playing and I knew it was over.
"I'm pissed but it's not over. I got the eight man tag and if we win I get what I want anyway. RIP, I want to face him another time, but for now... my goal's right on swatting that annoying fly named Harlan A Sanders IV."
Then, the CHICKEN CLUB come into view.
Sanders: "Kelley, Kelley, Kelley. How long have you been in this business? You should know by now to read the fine print of everything you sign. Because if you did, you would have noticed that in the contract to face RIP... it was stipulated that you cannot get a one on one match against me if you do not defeat RIP one on one first. Now, if you get another shot at him... and you win, well, I guess that closes that loophole but things like that only happen in Rocky movies and Kelley... you're not Rocky, and you're simply not TOO CRISPY. Later, Kelley."
CHICKEN CLUB walk by Kelley, with Archer pulling down his eyebrow and sticking his tongue out at Kelley who just stares a hole into Sanders' head.
Thursday, September 29, 2016
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Post Episode 17
AFTER PGCW WAS OFF THE AIR:
The brawl was still going on and Black Cyborg and Harland Sanders had joined the fray, making the others outnumbered until King grabbed a chair and decked the Arch-Rivals with it. Mongo hit Kathy Queen with a boot and King LOST HIS SHIT, flooring Mongo with a chair to the head and nearly taking Sanders' head off but RIP pulled him out of the ring. Kelley hit AK-47 on Black Cyborg and King starts smashing Mongo in the back with the chair until PGCW Commish Walter Cranston comes out, toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
Walter: "KING! KING, STOP IT! ALL OF YOU STOP IT!"
King keeps hitting Mongo with the chair. Kelley and Jones are visually disturbed by this.
Walter: "KING I WILL FIRE YOU!"
King stops, tossing the chair aside and tending to Kathy, while Harland A Sanders takes a mic.
Sanders: "Cranston, this is bullshit, Mongo beat the count before the reset he should be champion."
Walter: "And he restarted the match and was about to be pinned for a three count when your CHICKEN CLUB ran in. Now, King, Kelley, I know you two don't like each other, but it seems like you've got common ground. King obviously you've on an ally with Kathy Queen and Kelley's got Johnny Jones, so..."
Sanders: "What are you going to..."
Walter: "Shut the FUCK up Sanders! We don't hand out rematches here in PGCW so cheaply. BUT, in this case... King, you want to fight Mongo again?"
King nods, looking furious.
Walter: "Okay, so here's what we're going to do. In two weeks, we'll have on one side, William King, Kathy Queen, Alex Kelley and Johnny Jones. On the other, we'll have CHICKEN CLUB. Eight-person elimination tag. If CHICKEN CLUB wins, Sanders you get do decide the stipulation for a rematch between William King and Mongo. But if CHICKEN CLUB loses, William King gets to make that call. In fact, because you piss me off so much Sanders... if your team loses, EVERY OTHER MEMBER of King's team gets to ask for a non-title match of their choice. And by the way, Sanders? The Florida State Athletic Commission will be receiving a recommendation for sanctions for the stunt you just pulled tonight. You're welcome."
The brawl was still going on and Black Cyborg and Harland Sanders had joined the fray, making the others outnumbered until King grabbed a chair and decked the Arch-Rivals with it. Mongo hit Kathy Queen with a boot and King LOST HIS SHIT, flooring Mongo with a chair to the head and nearly taking Sanders' head off but RIP pulled him out of the ring. Kelley hit AK-47 on Black Cyborg and King starts smashing Mongo in the back with the chair until PGCW Commish Walter Cranston comes out, toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
Walter: "KING! KING, STOP IT! ALL OF YOU STOP IT!"
King keeps hitting Mongo with the chair. Kelley and Jones are visually disturbed by this.
Walter: "KING I WILL FIRE YOU!"
King stops, tossing the chair aside and tending to Kathy, while Harland A Sanders takes a mic.
Sanders: "Cranston, this is bullshit, Mongo beat the count before the reset he should be champion."
Walter: "And he restarted the match and was about to be pinned for a three count when your CHICKEN CLUB ran in. Now, King, Kelley, I know you two don't like each other, but it seems like you've got common ground. King obviously you've on an ally with Kathy Queen and Kelley's got Johnny Jones, so..."
Sanders: "What are you going to..."
Walter: "Shut the FUCK up Sanders! We don't hand out rematches here in PGCW so cheaply. BUT, in this case... King, you want to fight Mongo again?"
King nods, looking furious.
Walter: "Okay, so here's what we're going to do. In two weeks, we'll have on one side, William King, Kathy Queen, Alex Kelley and Johnny Jones. On the other, we'll have CHICKEN CLUB. Eight-person elimination tag. If CHICKEN CLUB wins, Sanders you get do decide the stipulation for a rematch between William King and Mongo. But if CHICKEN CLUB loses, William King gets to make that call. In fact, because you piss me off so much Sanders... if your team loses, EVERY OTHER MEMBER of King's team gets to ask for a non-title match of their choice. And by the way, Sanders? The Florida State Athletic Commission will be receiving a recommendation for sanctions for the stunt you just pulled tonight. You're welcome."
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
Episode 16 Promos:
Scott Saphyre:
Scott: "...Where's Gringo? Has anyone seen him? ...Dammit... I don't know what's gotten into him but he's not the same guy. I got to find him and see if I can..."
A figure in a black suit with a white featureless mask approaches Scott.
Scott: "You're a little small to be DESPAIR."
???: "This one is his herald."
Scott: "'This one'?"
???: "This one needs no name. This one exists only to spread the word of DESPAIR. Your friend has been shown the truth of DESPAIR. Your friend has yet to truly grasp DESPAIR. But he will. Your friend is fine. Soon your friend will be awake."
Scott: "I don't get what the hell you're talking about, but if DESPAIR's the reason Gringo's messed up well then now I got a problem with DESPAIR. Tell him I want to face him one on one."
???: "DESPAIR does not answer to those with the Lie of Hope in their hearts. DESPAIR exists to spread the truth. No more."
The suited man walks away and turns a corner, Scott tries to follow him but when he turns the corner, the man is gone.
Scott: "WHERE'S BEN?"
-----------
William King:
"This week, I go to war again to defend my throne. This isn't going to be any kind of technical battle, there will be no flippy corkscrews, just a fight. Mongo is powerful, he's all power. That's his strength and his weakness because for all that muscle, he's doesn't know how to fight. I know how to fight. I'm going to outfight Mongo. I'm going to hurt Mongo. I'm going to rattle whatever brain is in that skull of his, and then, I'm going to choke him out. And all the muscle in the world won't mean a thing when you get choked out. Because to Mongo, this is just a shiny plate of metal. To me, this is proof that I am the most dangerous man in PGCW, and this guarantees me bigger purses to put my Queen through college with. It's going to take more than a discount Hodor to take this title away from me."
Scott: "...Where's Gringo? Has anyone seen him? ...Dammit... I don't know what's gotten into him but he's not the same guy. I got to find him and see if I can..."
A figure in a black suit with a white featureless mask approaches Scott.
Scott: "You're a little small to be DESPAIR."
???: "This one is his herald."
Scott: "'This one'?"
???: "This one needs no name. This one exists only to spread the word of DESPAIR. Your friend has been shown the truth of DESPAIR. Your friend has yet to truly grasp DESPAIR. But he will. Your friend is fine. Soon your friend will be awake."
Scott: "I don't get what the hell you're talking about, but if DESPAIR's the reason Gringo's messed up well then now I got a problem with DESPAIR. Tell him I want to face him one on one."
???: "DESPAIR does not answer to those with the Lie of Hope in their hearts. DESPAIR exists to spread the truth. No more."
The suited man walks away and turns a corner, Scott tries to follow him but when he turns the corner, the man is gone.
Scott: "WHERE'S BEN?"
-----------
William King:
"This week, I go to war again to defend my throne. This isn't going to be any kind of technical battle, there will be no flippy corkscrews, just a fight. Mongo is powerful, he's all power. That's his strength and his weakness because for all that muscle, he's doesn't know how to fight. I know how to fight. I'm going to outfight Mongo. I'm going to hurt Mongo. I'm going to rattle whatever brain is in that skull of his, and then, I'm going to choke him out. And all the muscle in the world won't mean a thing when you get choked out. Because to Mongo, this is just a shiny plate of metal. To me, this is proof that I am the most dangerous man in PGCW, and this guarantees me bigger purses to put my Queen through college with. It's going to take more than a discount Hodor to take this title away from me."
Tuesday, September 6, 2016
Episode 15 Promos
Team #DefendTheFort:
Saphyre: "That DESPAIR dude is scary... lucky for us, my boy Gringo Diablo isn't hurt. We've had to lobby hard for this title shot and we're going to have to give it our all. Honestly, I'm feeling confident. How about you, buddy?"
Diablo: "It's pointless."
Saphyre: "Okay... not what I expected you to say."
Diablo: "What is the value of victory? Will we be remembered for it?"
Saphyre: "Yeah... our names will be on the records..."
Diablo: "Eventually the human race will die out. The halls in which those records are recorded will crumble. The machines will rot and rust, the digital cloud will vanish, any paper our achievements will be written on will decay. And even if an intelligent lifeform discovers the records before they are lost to the ages, the language they are written on will be unintelligable to them. Glory is a fleeting thing, just like man."
Saphyre: "...You know for most people their goth phase happens in their high school years..."
Diablo: "There is no point in human endeavor. No hope."
Saphyre just looks at Diablo dumbfounded...
Alex Kelley:
"RIP... RIP. Richard Ian Prescott. Sanders, did you think for one second this would discourage me? What did you expect me do, say 'Well, he's brought an MMA legend, better just go back to the Openweight title hunt'? Hell no! I'm excited, I'm PUMPED! You have any idea how much I've looked up to this guy? I mean, yeah he's kind of a douche but in the ring... he left pro kickboxing because he was just on a level above the top kickboxers. He made fools out of top level athletes. And to get to go one on one with him in the ring? See how my skills match up with his? You bet your ass I'm taking the fight! And hey, RIP, better not take me lightly man. The surgeon general's lobbying to put a health hazard warning label on my feet."
PGCW Comissioner Walter Cranston:
"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to be the first to welcome our three newest signings to PGCW. The Determination League winner, GAMEOVER. The Fan's Choice signee, The Incredible !, and finally my personal pick, Mercy Toombs. We'll be seeing them all in action with our main roster very soon. As to other Determination League participants well... opportunities may come."
Saphyre: "That DESPAIR dude is scary... lucky for us, my boy Gringo Diablo isn't hurt. We've had to lobby hard for this title shot and we're going to have to give it our all. Honestly, I'm feeling confident. How about you, buddy?"
Diablo: "It's pointless."
Saphyre: "Okay... not what I expected you to say."
Diablo: "What is the value of victory? Will we be remembered for it?"
Saphyre: "Yeah... our names will be on the records..."
Diablo: "Eventually the human race will die out. The halls in which those records are recorded will crumble. The machines will rot and rust, the digital cloud will vanish, any paper our achievements will be written on will decay. And even if an intelligent lifeform discovers the records before they are lost to the ages, the language they are written on will be unintelligable to them. Glory is a fleeting thing, just like man."
Saphyre: "...You know for most people their goth phase happens in their high school years..."
Diablo: "There is no point in human endeavor. No hope."
Saphyre just looks at Diablo dumbfounded...
Alex Kelley:
"RIP... RIP. Richard Ian Prescott. Sanders, did you think for one second this would discourage me? What did you expect me do, say 'Well, he's brought an MMA legend, better just go back to the Openweight title hunt'? Hell no! I'm excited, I'm PUMPED! You have any idea how much I've looked up to this guy? I mean, yeah he's kind of a douche but in the ring... he left pro kickboxing because he was just on a level above the top kickboxers. He made fools out of top level athletes. And to get to go one on one with him in the ring? See how my skills match up with his? You bet your ass I'm taking the fight! And hey, RIP, better not take me lightly man. The surgeon general's lobbying to put a health hazard warning label on my feet."
PGCW Comissioner Walter Cranston:
"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to be the first to welcome our three newest signings to PGCW. The Determination League winner, GAMEOVER. The Fan's Choice signee, The Incredible !, and finally my personal pick, Mercy Toombs. We'll be seeing them all in action with our main roster very soon. As to other Determination League participants well... opportunities may come."
Thursday, September 1, 2016
Determination League Round 5
Round 5:
Block A: Freddy Newman pins Willy G Wilikers ("Yiff U")
Block B: Gregory A Rious drew Mario Black (Time Limit)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Brooklyn Tokyo ("Symbol of Sleep")
Block B: Mercy Toombs pins Clockwork Angel (Flying Rana)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Megaton (Elbow Smash)
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Burrito The Cat ("Shadowlaw Suplex Hold")
Block A final results:
Hurricane Andrews 9
The Incredible ! 8
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 4
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 2
Block B final results:
GAMEOVER 8
Mercy Toombs 8
Burrito The Cat 7
Gregory A Rious 4
Mario Black 3
Clockwork Angel 0
Block A: Freddy Newman pins Willy G Wilikers ("Yiff U")
Block B: Gregory A Rious drew Mario Black (Time Limit)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Brooklyn Tokyo ("Symbol of Sleep")
Block B: Mercy Toombs pins Clockwork Angel (Flying Rana)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Megaton (Elbow Smash)
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Burrito The Cat ("Shadowlaw Suplex Hold")
Block A final results:
Hurricane Andrews 9
The Incredible ! 8
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 4
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 2
Block B final results:
GAMEOVER 8
Mercy Toombs 8
Burrito The Cat 7
Gregory A Rious 4
Mario Black 3
Clockwork Angel 0
Determination League Round 4 Results
Round 4:
Block A: Megaton pins Brooklyn Tokyo (Greco-Roman Slam)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Willy G Wilikers ("Hurricane Mixer")
Block B: Gregory A Rious drew GAMEOVER (Time Limit)
Block B: Mercy Toombs KOs Mario Black ("Mercy Kill '16")
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Freddy Newman ("Symbol of Stunning")
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Clockwork Angel ("Burrito Special")
Block A:
Hurricane Andrews 7
The Incredible ! 6
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 4
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
Burrito The Cat 7
GAMEOVER 6
Mercy Toombs 6
Gregory A Rious 3
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Round 5 will be broadcast in its entirity!
Block A: Megaton pins Brooklyn Tokyo (Greco-Roman Slam)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Willy G Wilikers ("Hurricane Mixer")
Block B: Gregory A Rious drew GAMEOVER (Time Limit)
Block B: Mercy Toombs KOs Mario Black ("Mercy Kill '16")
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Freddy Newman ("Symbol of Stunning")
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Clockwork Angel ("Burrito Special")
Block A:
Hurricane Andrews 7
The Incredible ! 6
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 4
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
Burrito The Cat 7
GAMEOVER 6
Mercy Toombs 6
Gregory A Rious 3
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Round 5 will be broadcast in its entirity!
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