Episode 22

Alex Kelley:

"Before I talk about CHICKEN CLUB, let me talk about Johnny Jones. Fortunately the worst hasn't come true for Johnny, he's going to be alright. He's under a medical suspension for a couple more weeks but soon he'll be back in the ring.

"Now this means yes, I'll be facing RIP and Harland A Sanders by myself. One against two, elimination rules. Sanders is going to try to take me out of wrestling forever. But you know what Sanders? I'm planning on doing the same thing to you. You set your bounty on me, you sicced the Arch Rivals on me, and all because... I was beating up your boys. Kinda petty when you look at it. All that shit because I was winning? Well, you started it. I'm ending it.

"This is going to be the toughest fight of my career. No, the toughest fight of my life. But I'm ready for it because let me tell you something Sanders. You haven't seen how dangerous Alex Kelley can be in the ring. You've seen me crack skulls and knock teeth out, but you haven't seen what I'm REALLY capable of. See, there's two things that are going to happen. Either you're going to be given the beating of your life... or you're going to be given a beating so bad you won't even remember your name.

"But hey, there's a bit of good news for you Sanders... you won't have to worry about how you're going home tonight. Because you won't be going home... you'll be going to the ER."

Meanwhile:

Ben Davis was heading to the back when Scott Saphyre approaches him...

Scott: "Ben, what the hell? This isn't you man, what..."

Ben then punches Scott in the mouth and a security guard quickly steps between them as a second goes to escort Ben away. Scott meanwhile is just holding his jaw, looking more shocked than anything. Eventually, Scott shakes his head.

Scott: "DESPAIR. I'm gonna kick his ass."

Episode 21 promos

Jimmy Razor and Wrecker Jr:

Jimmy is walking backstage after his match when Wrecker Jr comes up and shoves him.

Wrecker: "What's your problem?"

Jimmy: "Oh Wrecker, I was just on my way to tell you..."

Wrecker: "We're NOT tag partners. YOU broke us up."

Jimmy: "Look man, I wasn't thinking straight then, okay? I was in the middle of a move, and at the same time my brother got kicked out of his place..."

Wrecker: "You said you only had two sisters."

Jimmy: "Well one came out as transgender."

Wrecker: "...Anyway, I'm not teaming with you."

Jimmy: "Look, let's just give it one more chance, okay? I mean, our opponents are the Arch Rivals. Everyone beats them! And besides, we're both on a winning streak we got momentum..."

Wrecker: "..."

Jimmy: "I'll let you pick out our theme song."

Wrecker: "...Fine. But DON'T blow it this time, or I'm putting your ass through a table."

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CHICKEN CLUB:

Sanders: "WE GOT GOLD BABY! The first of many! Now those two DND playing weirdos are saying I used leverage in that pinfall but that's NOT TRUE! See, this is the media, the dishonest media is rigging things against CHICKEN CLUB and I have proof that I did not pull on Spider Jack's ring gear and I will be releasing it very soon. I'll have it ready sometime before the end of the Age of Capricorn. Swearsies."

Then, Mercy Toombs walks by, wearing mirrored sunglasses.

Toombs: "Excuse me, Mister Prescott, may I have a word?"

RIP: "Yeah, alright."

Toombs: "Alone, please."

Sanders: "Hey, he's my bodyguard, so... yeah, no."

Toombs: "...You have four other people to watch your back Mister Sanders, I'm sure you'll do fine. Besides, your car is being towed."

Sanders: "What... fine! Go!"

CHICKEN CLUB sans RIP walk off, and Toombs smirks a bit.

Toombs: "So, Mister Prescott, I'll make this quick. How much do you owe the Yamaguchis?"

RIP: "...I have no idea what you are talking about, lady."

Toombs: "Is that so. Well, if you do have an idea, please give me a call."

Mercy offers RIP a business card which he accepts, then she walks off.

RIP: "Hey... why does the CIA care if I owe money to the Yamaguchi family?"

Mercy stops and half-turns to him.

Toombs: "I have no idea what you are talking about, Mister Prescott."

Then continues to walk off.

Episode 20

Comissioner Walter Cranston was in the back.

Cranston: "Well ladies and gentlemen it's been another crazy week here in PGCW but in three weeks it's going to get a little bit crazier as we'll be having our first ever Halloween Costume Party Battle Royale. The winner and the one with the best costume will each get a cash reward and a chance at... oh hell..."

The camera pans to Johnny Jones clutching his shoulder in agony as Alex Kelley talks to him.

Kelley: "Dude, you have nothing to apologize for. Get healthy, alright?"

Cranston: "Mr Kelley, Mr Jones, how..."

Jones and a trainer go past and Kelley steps up.

Kelley: "We're looking at either a dislocation or a rotator cuff injury, I think... we'll need to see what the guys at the hospital say."

Cranston: "I don't mean to be callous, but if he can't compete then I'm going to have to postpone or cancel-"

Kelley: "No, fuck that. I'll fly solo."

Cranston: "...Are you sure?"

Kelley: "The sooner I kick Sanders' head off, the better."

Cranston: "Alright. To give you a fighting chance though I'm going to add one more rule; the 'one-in-one-out' rule will be strictly enforced. If they double team, or break any count, at all... RIP will be eliminated, and Sanders will be going against you one on one."

Kelley: "Works for me.

Post Ep 19

Walter Cranston is backstage with William King, Kathy Queen (who is making out with King when the promo opens), Alex Kelley and Johnny Jones.

Cranston: "Alright... you guys won and... King, Queen... can you PLEASE stop for one minute so we can do this?"

They stop, Queen's hands all over King as they look towards the commissioner.

Cranston: "Alright, so, let's talk about the matches each of you receive. Now Johnny, you made the first elimination, so I'll give you the first pick."

Jones: "I want BLACKBIRD Sora. Two out of three falls, to settle which of us is better."

Cranston: "That's easily doable. In fact, let's make it interesting. We'll make it a number one contender's match. Queen, you're next."

Queen: "I want El Gringo Diablo, to get payback on that pudgy doofus."

Cranston: "Well, that's going to be a problem, see we haven't had contact with him since..."

Then, DESPAIR's Herald appears.

Herald: "This one can confirm that Ben Davis, formerly known as El Gringo Diablo, will answer that challenge."

Cranston: "Formerly known?"

Herald: "He has dispensed with his jovial charade."

Cranston: "And how do you know..."

Lights out, lights on, the Herald is gone.

Cranston: "Okay then. Moving right along... Mr. Kelley?"

Kelley: "I can't have Sanders one on one, right?"

Cranston: "That is correct, I'm afraid."

Kelley: "In that case I want Sanders... AND RIP. Elimination tag team match."

Cranston: "So you and Johnny Jones?"

Kelley: "Yeah, that's the plan. If you're in Johnny?"

Johnny nods.

Cranston: "We'll do that then. And last but not least... King, you get Mongo, any stipulation, name it."

King: "That camera's on right?"

Cranston: "That's why the red light is there, Mister King."

King: "Hey Mongo. Fuck you. We're having a barbed wire deathmatch, motherfucker."

Cranston: "Alright then, well, I'll go and make those matches official, each of you have a good night."

Cranston walks off, and Kelley and Jones look to King.

Kelley: "Hey man. Look, I know you didn't ask for my help so I'm not expecting a thank you. But, hell, we made a pretty good team. Maybe we should do it again some...time."

King and Queen are already making out again, and the others just walk off.

Kelley: "Jeez they have a match together and get all over each other."

Jones: "Maybe it's a fetish?"