Harland A Sanders:
"Kelley... you know how some contests tell you you can have a chance to win a million dollars... but the chance isn't getting the winning beer can, getting the winning beer can just means you got a chance... you still got to make a free throw, or kick a field goal, or jump through some kind of hoop to get that money. Well Kelley... when I said if you beat Jim Rival that you'd get a chance to face me... well, there was some fine print on that deal.
"Now I know you know who it was that laid justice on you this week Kelley but for those that don't let me explain to them just who he is and how he came to my employ. People think my great-grandfather's company just operated in the US but it is an international organization, and operates in every major country in the world including Japan. So I called KFC Japan, and I told them that the CHICKEN CLUB needs a trump card. And they brought me Richard Ian Prescott... RIP. Household name in the Japanese MMA world. 43 wins, 22 knockouts, 9 of those in the first three minutes, a former world heavyweight champion and at one point ranked number four worldwide pound for pound. And now... my bodyguard."
"If you want to face me in the ring, Kelley... all you have to do is beat RIP."
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
Determination League Round 3 Results
Round 3:
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Clockwork Angel ("Kill Screen")
Block A: Willy G Wilikers pins Megaton (Shoulder Block)
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Mario Black (Small Package)
Block B: Mercy Toombs pins Gregory A Rious (Flying Rana)
Block A: Brooklyn Tokyo pins Freddy Newman (Lariat and Elbow Drop)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins The Incredible ! (Swinging Backbreaker)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 5
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 5
Burrito The Cat 5
Mercy Toombs 4
Gregory A Rious 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Clockwork Angel ("Kill Screen")
Block A: Willy G Wilikers pins Megaton (Shoulder Block)
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Mario Black (Small Package)
Block B: Mercy Toombs pins Gregory A Rious (Flying Rana)
Block A: Brooklyn Tokyo pins Freddy Newman (Lariat and Elbow Drop)
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins The Incredible ! (Swinging Backbreaker)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 5
Brooklyn Tokyo 5
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 2
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 5
Burrito The Cat 5
Mercy Toombs 4
Gregory A Rious 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Thursday, August 25, 2016
Determination League Round 2 Results
Round 2:
Block A: Hurricane Andrews drew Brooklyn Tokyo (Time Limit)
Block B: Mario Black submits Clockwork Angel (Iron Claw)
Block A: Megaton pins Freddy Newman (Dropkick)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Willy G Wilikers ("Symbol of Sleep")
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Gregory A Rious (School Boy)
Block B: Mercy Toombs drew GAMEOVER (Time Limit)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 3
Brooklyn Tokyo 3
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 0
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 3
Burrito The Cat 3
Gregory A Rious 2
Mercy Toombs 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Block A: Hurricane Andrews drew Brooklyn Tokyo (Time Limit)
Block B: Mario Black submits Clockwork Angel (Iron Claw)
Block A: Megaton pins Freddy Newman (Dropkick)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Willy G Wilikers ("Symbol of Sleep")
Block B: Burrito The Cat pins Gregory A Rious (School Boy)
Block B: Mercy Toombs drew GAMEOVER (Time Limit)
Block A:
The Incredible ! 4
Hurricane Andrews 3
Brooklyn Tokyo 3
Megaton 2
Willy G Wilikers 0
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 3
Burrito The Cat 3
Gregory A Rious 2
Mercy Toombs 2
Mario Black 2
Clockwork Angel 0
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Determination League: Round 1 Results
Block B: Gregory A Rious pins Clockwork Angel ("High Spot" Running Cross Body)
Block A: Brooklyn Tokyo pins Willy G Wilikers (Running Elbow Drop)
Block B: Burrito The Cat drew Mercy Toombs (Time Limit)
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Mario Black ("Kill Screen" followed by an elbow smash)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Megaton ("Magic Missile")
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Freddy Newman (Diving Splash)
Rankings:
Block A:
Hurricane Andrews 2
Brooklyn Tokyo 2
The Incredible ! 2
Megaton 0
Willy G Wilikers 0
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 2
Gregory A Rious 2
Burrito The Cat 1
Mercy Toombs 1
Clockwork Angel 0
Mario Black 0
Block A: Brooklyn Tokyo pins Willy G Wilikers (Running Elbow Drop)
Block B: Burrito The Cat drew Mercy Toombs (Time Limit)
Block B: GAMEOVER pins Mario Black ("Kill Screen" followed by an elbow smash)
Block A: The Incredible ! pins Megaton ("Magic Missile")
Block A: Hurricane Andrews pins Freddy Newman (Diving Splash)
Rankings:
Block A:
Hurricane Andrews 2
Brooklyn Tokyo 2
The Incredible ! 2
Megaton 0
Willy G Wilikers 0
Freddy Newman 0
Block B:
GAMEOVER 2
Gregory A Rious 2
Burrito The Cat 1
Mercy Toombs 1
Clockwork Angel 0
Mario Black 0
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
Episode 13 Promos
William King:
"So I'm being told my next opponent for my Openweight title is going to be Mongo. Mongo. I see what's going on. Harland Sanders wanted this title the easy way by recruiting me. But I couldn't be bought, so he's playing politics, getting Black Cyborg a shot at my belt, getting Mongo a shot at my belt. What's Mongo done to earn it? Beat Mega-Type-2 Diabetes? Big deal. And yeah, last time I was in the ring with Mongo he threw me over the top rope backfirst on the apron. But I choked his ugly ass out for it. Same thing will happen this time. As far as El Gringo Diablo... you're going to pay for hurting my Queen, you doofus. But... in due time. In due time."
Harland A Sanders IV and Jim Rival:
Rival: "Kelley you want to blame me for losing to William King, you're the one who chose to stand in the way of history. CHICKEN CLUB is going to pave the way for the future of pro wrestling. And you, you're going to be buried in the asphalt."
Sanders: "That's right Kelley, you want a piece of Jim Rival, you got it. And you know what, I'm so confident that you can't beat Jim Rival... if you win, I'll give you a chance to get in the ring with ME. But you won't. You'll lose to Rival, and we'll be getting all the gold in PGCW and there's nothing, NOTHING, you can do about it because we're... TOO CRISPAY."
"So I'm being told my next opponent for my Openweight title is going to be Mongo. Mongo. I see what's going on. Harland Sanders wanted this title the easy way by recruiting me. But I couldn't be bought, so he's playing politics, getting Black Cyborg a shot at my belt, getting Mongo a shot at my belt. What's Mongo done to earn it? Beat Mega-Type-2 Diabetes? Big deal. And yeah, last time I was in the ring with Mongo he threw me over the top rope backfirst on the apron. But I choked his ugly ass out for it. Same thing will happen this time. As far as El Gringo Diablo... you're going to pay for hurting my Queen, you doofus. But... in due time. In due time."
Harland A Sanders IV and Jim Rival:
Rival: "Kelley you want to blame me for losing to William King, you're the one who chose to stand in the way of history. CHICKEN CLUB is going to pave the way for the future of pro wrestling. And you, you're going to be buried in the asphalt."
Sanders: "That's right Kelley, you want a piece of Jim Rival, you got it. And you know what, I'm so confident that you can't beat Jim Rival... if you win, I'll give you a chance to get in the ring with ME. But you won't. You'll lose to Rival, and we'll be getting all the gold in PGCW and there's nothing, NOTHING, you can do about it because we're... TOO CRISPAY."
Monday, August 22, 2016
Determination League Block Drawings
Block Drawings:
BLOCK A
Megaton
Hurricane Andrews
Brooklyn Tokyo
Willy G Wilikers
Freddy Newman
The Incredible !
Analysis: Hurricane Andrews and The Incredible ! are the favorites to win this block, though an upset loss or two can easily shift the balance. Megaton despite his bulk is the longshot; Hurricane can outpower him, Wilikers and Incredible ! are accustomed to fighting larger fighters and very prepared to use their speed to overcome his size, and Tokyo is a better brawler leaving Newman as his only even competition.
BLOCK B
GAMEOVER
Burrito The Cat
Gregory A Rious
Clockwork Angel
Mercy Toombs
Mario Black
Analysis: This is anyone's block to win and it's hard to call a favorite. Black has power, GAMEOVER and Toombs have a killer instinct, Rious can make anyone tap and both Angel and Burrito can use their aerial prowess to pick up wins. If anyone has an advantage over the others it would be GAMEOVER for his versatility.
BLOCK A
Megaton
Hurricane Andrews
Brooklyn Tokyo
Willy G Wilikers
Freddy Newman
The Incredible !
Analysis: Hurricane Andrews and The Incredible ! are the favorites to win this block, though an upset loss or two can easily shift the balance. Megaton despite his bulk is the longshot; Hurricane can outpower him, Wilikers and Incredible ! are accustomed to fighting larger fighters and very prepared to use their speed to overcome his size, and Tokyo is a better brawler leaving Newman as his only even competition.
BLOCK B
GAMEOVER
Burrito The Cat
Gregory A Rious
Clockwork Angel
Mercy Toombs
Mario Black
Analysis: This is anyone's block to win and it's hard to call a favorite. Black has power, GAMEOVER and Toombs have a killer instinct, Rious can make anyone tap and both Angel and Burrito can use their aerial prowess to pick up wins. If anyone has an advantage over the others it would be GAMEOVER for his versatility.
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
Determination League Preview!
Determination League Preview Matches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76wEwwWC4b4
Voting for the Fan Favorite opens NOW and ends when the Determination League results have aired.
There are two polls: Vote for your favorite in the first, and vote for your second favorite in the second.
If the winner of the first poll is Determination League champion, the winner of the second poll will be chosen instead.
Should a competitor win both polls AND the Determination League, the non-winner with the highest combined total will be chosen.
Ties will be broken first by who has the most votes in the first poll (or the second if it's the first ballot), then by points in the tournament, then a coin toss.
First ballot: http://www.strawpoll.me/11017951
Second ballot: http://www.strawpoll.me/11017956
Voting for the Fan Favorite opens NOW and ends when the Determination League results have aired.
There are two polls: Vote for your favorite in the first, and vote for your second favorite in the second.
If the winner of the first poll is Determination League champion, the winner of the second poll will be chosen instead.
Should a competitor win both polls AND the Determination League, the non-winner with the highest combined total will be chosen.
Ties will be broken first by who has the most votes in the first poll (or the second if it's the first ballot), then by points in the tournament, then a coin toss.
First ballot: http://www.strawpoll.me/11017951
Second ballot: http://www.strawpoll.me/11017956
Thursday, August 11, 2016
Proving Ground Determination League UPDATE
The Proving Ground Determination League field of 12 has been finalized, and here are some mini-bios on the competitors, as well as how the tournament will take place:
COMPETITORS:
The Incredible ! (Pronounced as "YEAH")
From: Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico
Style: Luchador
Finisher: "Magic Missile" (Imploding Phoenix Splash)
Bio: The most experienced of the field, formerly known as Wizard and then The Incredible Wizard before taking his Prince-esque "!" name. Despite this eccentricity, he's an amazing high flier with a huge bag of tricks to back it up.
Hurricane Andrews
From: Buffalo, NY
Style: Power And Paint Brawler
Finisher: "Hurricane Mixer" (High Impact Shoulder Tackle, sometimes leaping)
Bio: Gaining entry into this tournament from tearing up the Tri-State indy scene, Hurricane Andrews is probably the most explosive competitor in the tournament and a strong favorite.
Clockwork Angel
From: Clockwork City
Style: Joshi
Finisher: "Angel Splash" (Swandive Senton)
Bio: Supposedly "created" by her manager Dr. Uhrmacher, The Clockwork Angel is an emotionless, almost robotic athlete who posseses an array of high flying moves that can put away any opponent.
Mario Black
From: Royal Palm, FL
Style: American Heavyweight With 80s Influences
Finisher: Piledriver
Bio: Mario Black takes no prisoners as he hammers his opposition with brutal offense. In addition to his neck-breaking piledriver he possesses a deadly Iron Claw.
Burrito The Cat
From: Baton Rouge, LA
Style: Meow-cha Libre
Finisher: "Burrito Supreme Special" (Dancing Yahoo)
Bio: Best known as the mascot of his hometown promotion Bon Temps Pro Wrestling, Burrito is a crafty competitor who can tie you in knots, suplex you, or blast you from above with high flying moves.
GAMEOVER
From: Level 256
Style Unothodox Junior
Finisher: "Kill Screen" (Brainbuster)
Bio: While his unique mask and M Bison themed outfit might make you think he's just another gimmick wrestler, GAMEOVER is no joke, and has knocked out several opponents with his Kill Screen.
Megaton
From: Diamond City
Style: Super Heavyweight Brawler
Finisher: Dropkick
Bio: A charismatic big man, what Megaton lacks in finesse he makes up for in using his bulk to his advantage. A possible sleeper favorite?
Freddy Newman
From: Green Bay, WI
Style: Brawler
Finisher: "Freddy To Belly" (Greco-Roman Belly To Belly Suplex)
Bio: Dubbed "Psycho Furry" by his friends, the pudgy, nerdy Newman is a deceptively tough athlete. Even if he does wear cat ears in the ring.
Gregory A Rious
From: St Paul, MN
Style: Catch Wrestling
Finisher: Gotch Toe Hold
Bio: An old school submission wrestler, Rious may be the best technician of the field of twelve, able to make people tap from a variety of positions. Also fond of flying body presses.
Brooklyn Tokyo
From: Pyongyang, DPRK
Style: Suplex-heavy American Heavyweight
Finisher: Superplex
Bio: While his alleged hometown of Pyongyang is debatable, what isn't is that he's a master of superplexes, and if he throws one on you the match is over.
Mercy Toombs
From: Langley, VA
Style: Kickboxing-heavy brawler
Finisher: "Mercy Kill '16" (Shining Axe Kick)
Bio: "The Woman In Black" is known for three things: A vicious repetoire of kicks and knees, wearing a suit in the ring, and her brother Jacob (currently rehabbing a shoulder injury).
Willy G. "Gee" Wilikers
From: Americaville, USA
Style: "Classic Family Fun" (whatever that means)
Finisher: Victory Roll
Bio: Possibly the oddest of the group (and given that a CAT is wrestling in this that's saying something), "Gee" Wilikers appears to think he's the star of a 50's sitcom. Yes, really. Despite the wierdness, he's a good all-round junior heavyweight.
LEAGUE FORMAT:
-The twelve competitors will be placed into two groups of six at random, and will face off in round robin competiton; 20 minute matches, 2 points for a win, 1 point for a draw.
-The two highest scoring competitors in each group will face off to determine the overall winner
-Any ties for the top spot will be broken in a single match (if there is a two-way tie it will be determined by a singles match; a three way tie by a three-way match, etc)
-The winner will earn a shot on the roster in addition to ten thousand dollars and will have his/her official PGCW debut against the PGCW Openweight Champion in a non-title match.
-In addition, a second contract will be given to the "Fan's Favorite", voted on by the fans.
-From the ten remaining competitors, PGCW Commissioner Walter Cranston will also offer a contract to a competitor of his choosing.
ADDITIONAL:
-There will be two randomly drawn trios matches as exhibitions posted on PGCW's YouTube page. Voting for the Fan's Favorite will begin once both matches have aired.
-The tournament itself will be shown in highlights on the YouTube page as well, with points standings being placed here.
COMPETITORS:
The Incredible ! (Pronounced as "YEAH")
From: Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico
Style: Luchador
Finisher: "Magic Missile" (Imploding Phoenix Splash)
Bio: The most experienced of the field, formerly known as Wizard and then The Incredible Wizard before taking his Prince-esque "!" name. Despite this eccentricity, he's an amazing high flier with a huge bag of tricks to back it up.
Hurricane Andrews
From: Buffalo, NY
Style: Power And Paint Brawler
Finisher: "Hurricane Mixer" (High Impact Shoulder Tackle, sometimes leaping)
Bio: Gaining entry into this tournament from tearing up the Tri-State indy scene, Hurricane Andrews is probably the most explosive competitor in the tournament and a strong favorite.
Clockwork Angel
From: Clockwork City
Style: Joshi
Finisher: "Angel Splash" (Swandive Senton)
Bio: Supposedly "created" by her manager Dr. Uhrmacher, The Clockwork Angel is an emotionless, almost robotic athlete who posseses an array of high flying moves that can put away any opponent.
Mario Black
From: Royal Palm, FL
Style: American Heavyweight With 80s Influences
Finisher: Piledriver
Bio: Mario Black takes no prisoners as he hammers his opposition with brutal offense. In addition to his neck-breaking piledriver he possesses a deadly Iron Claw.
Burrito The Cat
From: Baton Rouge, LA
Style: Meow-cha Libre
Finisher: "Burrito Supreme Special" (Dancing Yahoo)
Bio: Best known as the mascot of his hometown promotion Bon Temps Pro Wrestling, Burrito is a crafty competitor who can tie you in knots, suplex you, or blast you from above with high flying moves.
GAMEOVER
From: Level 256
Style Unothodox Junior
Finisher: "Kill Screen" (Brainbuster)
Bio: While his unique mask and M Bison themed outfit might make you think he's just another gimmick wrestler, GAMEOVER is no joke, and has knocked out several opponents with his Kill Screen.
Megaton
From: Diamond City
Style: Super Heavyweight Brawler
Finisher: Dropkick
Bio: A charismatic big man, what Megaton lacks in finesse he makes up for in using his bulk to his advantage. A possible sleeper favorite?
Freddy Newman
From: Green Bay, WI
Style: Brawler
Finisher: "Freddy To Belly" (Greco-Roman Belly To Belly Suplex)
Bio: Dubbed "Psycho Furry" by his friends, the pudgy, nerdy Newman is a deceptively tough athlete. Even if he does wear cat ears in the ring.
Gregory A Rious
From: St Paul, MN
Style: Catch Wrestling
Finisher: Gotch Toe Hold
Bio: An old school submission wrestler, Rious may be the best technician of the field of twelve, able to make people tap from a variety of positions. Also fond of flying body presses.
Brooklyn Tokyo
From: Pyongyang, DPRK
Style: Suplex-heavy American Heavyweight
Finisher: Superplex
Bio: While his alleged hometown of Pyongyang is debatable, what isn't is that he's a master of superplexes, and if he throws one on you the match is over.
Mercy Toombs
From: Langley, VA
Style: Kickboxing-heavy brawler
Finisher: "Mercy Kill '16" (Shining Axe Kick)
Bio: "The Woman In Black" is known for three things: A vicious repetoire of kicks and knees, wearing a suit in the ring, and her brother Jacob (currently rehabbing a shoulder injury).
Willy G. "Gee" Wilikers
From: Americaville, USA
Style: "Classic Family Fun" (whatever that means)
Finisher: Victory Roll
Bio: Possibly the oddest of the group (and given that a CAT is wrestling in this that's saying something), "Gee" Wilikers appears to think he's the star of a 50's sitcom. Yes, really. Despite the wierdness, he's a good all-round junior heavyweight.
LEAGUE FORMAT:
-The twelve competitors will be placed into two groups of six at random, and will face off in round robin competiton; 20 minute matches, 2 points for a win, 1 point for a draw.
-The two highest scoring competitors in each group will face off to determine the overall winner
-Any ties for the top spot will be broken in a single match (if there is a two-way tie it will be determined by a singles match; a three way tie by a three-way match, etc)
-The winner will earn a shot on the roster in addition to ten thousand dollars and will have his/her official PGCW debut against the PGCW Openweight Champion in a non-title match.
-In addition, a second contract will be given to the "Fan's Favorite", voted on by the fans.
-From the ten remaining competitors, PGCW Commissioner Walter Cranston will also offer a contract to a competitor of his choosing.
ADDITIONAL:
-There will be two randomly drawn trios matches as exhibitions posted on PGCW's YouTube page. Voting for the Fan's Favorite will begin once both matches have aired.
-The tournament itself will be shown in highlights on the YouTube page as well, with points standings being placed here.
Tuesday, August 9, 2016
Episode 11 + Tournament Announcement
Wrecker Jr:
"So, what's next for Wrecker Jr. Well, I don't know. I don't have a tag team partner, maybe I can find one that's not an egomaniac, see if I can get into the tag title ranks. Maybe I'll get a shot at the YouTube title. For now, I'll just focus on singles action, see where that goes. But whatever happens... I know one thing. The person who stands against me... will GET WRECK'T."
BLACKBIRD Sora:
"Johnny Jones... I beat you... this time, it was draw. Next time I go for YouTube Title... it won't leave with you... it will leave around my sexy waist. Sooner or latter, Johnny Jones... I will end up on top of you again... and you will feel the Angel Lust."
Alex Kelley:
"Oh I'm not done with CHICKEN CLUB. They keep trying to take me out so I got to drop them. And I've proven to be very good at dropping them. I want another shot at King but until I get those assbuckets off my back I won't be focused enough to take on King. I'm going to rest up, get 100%, and when I do you know what's going to happen? Jim Rival's going to get his head kicked off his shoulders! That's right Rival, I'm calling you out, blood for blood let's do this."
PGCW Commissioner Walter Cranston:
"Well folks we've had an exciting first three months of action here in the Proving Ground but we're just getting started. In an effort to ensure the best competition we're going to be having twelve great athletes competing in our first ever Proving Ground Determination League. We'll be offering a contract, ten thousand dollars, and a non-title match against the Openweight Champion to the winner. We'll be divulging more details as the tournament gets finalized, so stay tuned!"
"So, what's next for Wrecker Jr. Well, I don't know. I don't have a tag team partner, maybe I can find one that's not an egomaniac, see if I can get into the tag title ranks. Maybe I'll get a shot at the YouTube title. For now, I'll just focus on singles action, see where that goes. But whatever happens... I know one thing. The person who stands against me... will GET WRECK'T."
BLACKBIRD Sora:
"Johnny Jones... I beat you... this time, it was draw. Next time I go for YouTube Title... it won't leave with you... it will leave around my sexy waist. Sooner or latter, Johnny Jones... I will end up on top of you again... and you will feel the Angel Lust."
Alex Kelley:
"Oh I'm not done with CHICKEN CLUB. They keep trying to take me out so I got to drop them. And I've proven to be very good at dropping them. I want another shot at King but until I get those assbuckets off my back I won't be focused enough to take on King. I'm going to rest up, get 100%, and when I do you know what's going to happen? Jim Rival's going to get his head kicked off his shoulders! That's right Rival, I'm calling you out, blood for blood let's do this."
PGCW Commissioner Walter Cranston:
"Well folks we've had an exciting first three months of action here in the Proving Ground but we're just getting started. In an effort to ensure the best competition we're going to be having twelve great athletes competing in our first ever Proving Ground Determination League. We'll be offering a contract, ten thousand dollars, and a non-title match against the Openweight Champion to the winner. We'll be divulging more details as the tournament gets finalized, so stay tuned!"
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
Episode 10 After Show
Johnny Jones: "Look normally I'd like to talk about winning this title, but my friend's hurt."
Johnny Jones heads over to a hallway where Alex Kelley is being helped up by Risky Business, Alex looking to be unconsious.
Jones: "What happened?"
Adventure: "I dunno man, he just collapsed on his way from the ring."
Jones: "Alex! Alex speak to me buddy, are you alright?"
Danger: "He hasn't been responding..."
Jones: "Shit... SOMEONE GET AN AMBULANCE!"
Kelley looks up.
Kelley: "Johnny... Johnny, what day is it?"
Jones: "Saturday."
Kelley: "Huh.. feels like a Tuesday for some reason."
Jones: " You just fought King. You remember that?"
Kelley: "...Yeah... yeah. Kinda fuzzy, though."
Jones: "We're gonna get you to the hospital, you're gonna be alright man."
Kelley: "Yeah... yeah... vision's clear..."
At this point Harland Sanders IV heads over.
Sanders: "Kelley... man, you were doing so well? What happened?"
Kelley: "Bite me."
Sanders: "Not your usual witty self, Kelley. Maybe you should rest for a couple days... oh but don't expect to take too much time off. You see, I just got back from Mr. Cranston's office. And you've got a match next week. It's going to be you... and Risky Business here... vs the Arch Rivals... and the Monster Mongo. Your death warrant, Kelley, signed... sealed... delivered."
Danger: "Come on, that's BS, he might have a concussion."
Sanders: "Hope for you he doesn't, if he does it'll be 3-on-2."
Kelley: "I'll be fine... but your CHICKEN CLUB won't be."
Sanders just smirks as Risky Business and Johnny Jones help Kelley off. William King then steps by, title on his right shoulder, with Kathy Queen under his other arm.
King: "I think someone owes me money."
Sanders: "Oh come off it, he's probably got a stinger at worst."
King: "When you made the bounty, it wasn't injuring Kelley, it was putting him in the hospital. You know, where ambulances take people?"
Sanders: "...Fine. You'll get your money."
King: "In cash, please."
Sanders heads off then, leaving King and Queen alone.
Queen: "You know, I think I can pay off my loans already with this."
King: "Anything for my Queen."
EDITOR'S NOTE: Alex Kelley was released from the hospital on Sunday evening, diagnosed with mild heat exhaustion and dehydration, the effects of which were made worse by the blows to the head he took during the match. He's been advised to take it easy for a few days but intends on competing this Saturday.
Johnny Jones heads over to a hallway where Alex Kelley is being helped up by Risky Business, Alex looking to be unconsious.
Jones: "What happened?"
Adventure: "I dunno man, he just collapsed on his way from the ring."
Jones: "Alex! Alex speak to me buddy, are you alright?"
Danger: "He hasn't been responding..."
Jones: "Shit... SOMEONE GET AN AMBULANCE!"
Kelley looks up.
Kelley: "Johnny... Johnny, what day is it?"
Jones: "Saturday."
Kelley: "Huh.. feels like a Tuesday for some reason."
Jones: " You just fought King. You remember that?"
Kelley: "...Yeah... yeah. Kinda fuzzy, though."
Jones: "We're gonna get you to the hospital, you're gonna be alright man."
Kelley: "Yeah... yeah... vision's clear..."
At this point Harland Sanders IV heads over.
Sanders: "Kelley... man, you were doing so well? What happened?"
Kelley: "Bite me."
Sanders: "Not your usual witty self, Kelley. Maybe you should rest for a couple days... oh but don't expect to take too much time off. You see, I just got back from Mr. Cranston's office. And you've got a match next week. It's going to be you... and Risky Business here... vs the Arch Rivals... and the Monster Mongo. Your death warrant, Kelley, signed... sealed... delivered."
Danger: "Come on, that's BS, he might have a concussion."
Sanders: "Hope for you he doesn't, if he does it'll be 3-on-2."
Kelley: "I'll be fine... but your CHICKEN CLUB won't be."
Sanders just smirks as Risky Business and Johnny Jones help Kelley off. William King then steps by, title on his right shoulder, with Kathy Queen under his other arm.
King: "I think someone owes me money."
Sanders: "Oh come off it, he's probably got a stinger at worst."
King: "When you made the bounty, it wasn't injuring Kelley, it was putting him in the hospital. You know, where ambulances take people?"
Sanders: "...Fine. You'll get your money."
King: "In cash, please."
Sanders heads off then, leaving King and Queen alone.
Queen: "You know, I think I can pay off my loans already with this."
King: "Anything for my Queen."
EDITOR'S NOTE: Alex Kelley was released from the hospital on Sunday evening, diagnosed with mild heat exhaustion and dehydration, the effects of which were made worse by the blows to the head he took during the match. He's been advised to take it easy for a few days but intends on competing this Saturday.
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