Harland A Sanders:
"Kelley... you know how some contests tell you you can have a chance to win a million dollars... but the chance isn't getting the winning beer can, getting the winning beer can just means you got a chance... you still got to make a free throw, or kick a field goal, or jump through some kind of hoop to get that money. Well Kelley... when I said if you beat Jim Rival that you'd get a chance to face me... well, there was some fine print on that deal.
"Now I know you know who it was that laid justice on you this week Kelley but for those that don't let me explain to them just who he is and how he came to my employ. People think my great-grandfather's company just operated in the US but it is an international organization, and operates in every major country in the world including Japan. So I called KFC Japan, and I told them that the CHICKEN CLUB needs a trump card. And they brought me Richard Ian Prescott... RIP. Household name in the Japanese MMA world. 43 wins, 22 knockouts, 9 of those in the first three minutes, a former world heavyweight champion and at one point ranked number four worldwide pound for pound. And now... my bodyguard."
"If you want to face me in the ring, Kelley... all you have to do is beat RIP."
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