Episode 9 Promos

Harland Sanders IV:

"See this, this is why CHICKEN CLUB is going to take over PGCW. Risky Business may have stolen the championships from me, but that's just a temporary setback. Because I still have the most dangerous super junior in Florida, The Black Cyborg. I still have the monster Mongo, who I have just been informed will be able to return to action very soon. And now I have the REAL best team in Florida, Ken Archer, Jim Rival, the Arch Rivals! Now sure you might argue that they dropped the ball in this tournament, well, even the late great Ali lost a match now and then. And now that they're part of the CHICKEN CLUB... they're only gonna get better. CHICKEN CLUB BABY! We're TOO CRISPAAAAAAAAAAY!"

Risky Business:
DD: "As a wise man once said, don't bring a cloud to rain on our parades!"

EA: "...Didn't Barbara Steisand sing that?"

DD: "Yeah but she didn't write it."

EA: "Anyway, the bumps and bruises Harland Sanders' lackeys gave us, well, we're sore now and we'll be sore tomorrow but when we wake up and see these belts on our mantles, we're going to look back on it and say it was totally worth it. Ten ten, would drop you on your head again."

DD: "PS, Parking was ample."

EA: "As to what's next for Risky Business, well, that's up to the matchmakers. CHICKEN CLUB wanna step to us, we'll knock em back down. Any other team wanna test us, we'll get our number two pencils. We love wrestling, we love tag team wrestling, and we take pride in having made it to the top of this competition and we will go out there each and every time to show that we deserve these. And if we come up to people who deserve these titles more, well, then we'll hold our heads high, give them the titles the earned, and start over again. But we think that day won't come for a long time. Cause Risky Business... is big money."